If you don't know who Chuck Norris is, He's a famous actor/martail artist/badass dude. Now you get it? then you'll get these jokes! ^___^ Enjoy!~
When the Boogieman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stared them donw until he gets the information he wants.
There's no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer Space exists because it's afraid of being on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademark names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counet to infinity. Twice.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as Global Warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a hore to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbit. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on satalite TV.
Contrary to popular beleif, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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