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Ok, here is my day.
I have these painful headaches(I have only found one person that has the same ones!). They drown out all noise and are insanely painful, to the point that you wanna just die. i had one from midnight to 3:00 a.m. It was off and on though, only giving me a five minute break between ech 10 minute headache. I finally fell asleep at 5:30a.m.
I wake up(around noon) to find a snoring dog on my chest, another chewing on my hand, and another's butt in my face... farting. So, I get out of bed and go wash my bleeding hand and realize, I smell bad.
So I get undressed and take a shower. We have one knob for the water, so I turn it to the hot side and get burned. I try turning it to the cold side, I get frozen. So here I am trying to balance it out while in major pain. I finally give up and get out. I get dressed, and realize my shirt is gone. So i yell Harley's name, he's the dog that was chewing on my hand. He is our new puppy and loves stealing my, only my, clothing. I finally find him, my shirt has a hole at the armpit. No biggie, I think, my mom can fix it. So I lay it on the kitchen counter. Then I head back to the bathroom and grab shampoo and a towel. I'm forced to wash my hair in the sink. Now, with the washing of the body... i sat in the tub and washed myself. Problem solved. Then i put on my body smell good stuff and head back to the kitchen for lunch. Mind you i wake up around noon, usually. I look in the fridge, all MY lunch food is eaten so i have to settle with a pretzels and a lollipop.
After eating I read my mom's note on the table. I have to take Blackie and Harley out for a walk. Blackie is my dog and easy to handle when walking. But, harley, is a great dane puppy... and very hyper. He's only 9 weeks and already weighs 30 pounds.
After there walk I sit down at the t.v... only to find the Satellite compay thing is doing some maintence. No biggie, we have tivo so I watch some stuff that was recorded onto it. But, my mom deleted my That 70s show and Invader Zim shows that I hadn't watched already. Also the previously watched ones are gone. So here i am stuck with history channel crap. If I wanted to learn, I'd go to summer school.
so i look through the DVDs, nothing appeals to me. Not even the Family Guy DVD. i wanted to watch Invader Zim and drool over how much me and Gir are alike.
I begin doing laundry and find that we have no washing liquidy stuff. I bang my chewed up hand on the washer and end up howling in pain. Ok, maybe not howl. I screamed. Then i go outside to get the mail and end up getting dirt or dust in my eye. Grrrr.
Once back inside I sit here at my computer and log on. The internet is down. Stupid DSL company was ALSO doing maitenance. so I sit and turn on my radio. My rock station was playin Emo crap at the time. So I put in my Lacuna coil/Rammstien/Kidney Thieves/Jack off Jill cd and find out there is a skip on my favorite song.
So i skip the song and start to draw. My proportions are off and chiaraschuro(sp?) isn't doing so well. I get mad and break my pencil.
Then Harley starts chewing on my blankets so I take him for his walk. After falling in the grass a few times, we come back in. then I take my dog out.
When we get back, Harley was pissing on my pillow, biting at Ginger(the dog that was farting on my face), and growling at Buttons. Buttons is the one good dog, she was in her bed all morning, as usual. Lucky thing. stare
after taking care of that and getting the piss out of my pillow, and enter Internet Explorer. it's working!
But, the sites are slow to load. Finally, here I am, now yelling at Harley to drop my bathing suit bottom.
thanks for reading, i'm gonna retrieve my bikini bottom!
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