|
Apparently, we're all evil. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Gotta post this, man. Got this from the Got Goth Guild in a topic where we were all laughing our supposedly-Satanic (according to this weirdass list) asses off. Obviously, a good deal of is it bull. Sorry, I didn't save the names of the goth members who commented on it! crying If your comment is on this list, Tell Me and I'll ADD CREDIT!!! Red=comment, not list part
Man, so much of this applies to me. I would be the freaking anti-christ if this was true.
Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.
Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I didn't know Harry Potter was a Satanist! I never liked the real world anyhow
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
Ever heard of communion wine?
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
I'm sorry, what list is this again?
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Jesus said to pray in the secrecey of your own room. Do not go out in the street and pray like a hypocrite.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
Jesus said to pray in the secrecey of your own room. Do not go out in the street and pray like a hypocrite.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
*nods* Yep. This is so we can go rip out someones heart and eat it, torture little animals, and plot to overthrow the lord. *rolls eyes* Suuuure.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
So does every other teenager on earth
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Wait, what the ********?
-LYKE DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!
THE CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS TAKES OVER THE MINDS OF THE CHILDREN AND TURNS THEM AGAINST GOD AND AUTHORITY!
COUNT CHOCOLA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!
LYKE PROPS TO THEM FOR DISCOVERING THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL!
</sarcasm>
- I've been eating Count Chocula as a little kid. Does that mean I was a gothic baby? OHNO.
- All I can say is... I eat that cereal and the demons gave it to me to eat.
-My grandmother called me odd today. I told her it was her fault for letting me have too much count chocula at a young age. She just walked away.
-I've seen this list once before. It still makes me laugh hysterically. I'm going to go out and buy a box of Count Chocula now.
-Gothic food? Wtf is that?!!!
- NO MORE CEREAL FOR YOU, SATAN!!!!
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Harvest Moon is goth? Woah, when did that happen? Quick, tell the farmers they're all goth!
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
and the perosn specifically went on the internet to post this...see the irony?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs.
Thank you.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
.....I thought every teenager did this....?
wow. didn't know I was such a sinner. XD
It is hilarious how biased people are. And how just simple and narrow minded. That basically explains 90% (most likely more >.> wink of today's youth... THERE IS NO HOPE FOR OUR FUTURE! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL! REFORM THROUGH THE LORD! HUG A JESUS! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, HUG A JESUS!!!
...
...
...
I'm done now.
Haha...Yeah I've seen this before. I think it is hillarious. The list pretty much describes ANY normal teenage, goth or otherwise...lol
So, all teenagers are devil worshipping evil-doers now.....*laughs*
Hold on whilest I laugh my apparently goth a** off. That list is so pathetic! Who made that up? Because I'd like to see their kids, if they have any. If not, then you know exactly why that list is that crazy.
...The list sounds like what most everyone I know would say...And I don't want to offend anyone by saying this, but...
Krist Novoselic Wrote:
Nazis are better than Christians, because they at least acknowledge that they're an organized hate group
...I'm probably the only one willing to post something like this...
Oh god i remember that, it make me laugh so hard i almost choked. eating count chocula cereal, that was priceless.
And look at this
-Frequently wears black clothing.
Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols
Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Spends large amounts of time alone
Requests time alone and quietness.
Remind you of a priest??
Okay, so please leave me alone now so I can consult Satan. By "ask your local mental health center" they mean "GET AN EXORCIST, QUICK!!!", don't they?
Now I slightly want to pull my brain through my eye socket.
Ooooh brutality, always a good thing.
I belive that is the best way to solve an issue like that, slice them apart with a mean looking sword.
It seems every teenager in America must be deported to their local mental health center immediately. Hurry! Throw them in the backs of trucks! The apocylpse is near!
*I got all but one!* *OMG WHAT ARE THEY GOIN TO DO...KILL ME??? *yesss*
I mean, philosophy isn't even a religion, is it? Its just a study. This sounds like my [obsessive, tounge-speaking] step-step grandmother wrote it. She says you go to hell if you dye or cut your hair, wear pants and are a girl, have RED hair, don't read something out of the bible everyday, don't say your seven daily prayers, and don't go to confession and do pennance once per week. I say she's a crazy itch with a b.
OH NO!!! AT LEAST EVERYONE ON THIS EARTH IS GOTH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! WE MUST RUN FROM OURSLEVES!!!
(in responce to above) I would run but I keep catching up to me...if that makes any sense at all.
Satan is supposed to attract people, right? And he uses the other fallen angels (these are not demons) to help him, or at least his human followers and demons, right? Well, don't you think something with horns, make-up, lots of piercings and tattoos, and wears black is well (don't hate me for saying this) attractive??? He's supposed to give you something you want for what he wants. He's supposed to even trick you if it gets to that point. Don't you think he and others would have the appearance that is less obvious???
 Machinari · Fri Jun 16, 2006 @ 03:45am · 0 Comments |
|
|
|
|
|
