On route to town of your local lord, where you were to deliver wheat from your farm on your local lord's land, you have been attacked by bandits. One of them maybe a knight from the neighboring town as he's wearing iron ring mail. The rest are wearing boiled pig hide armor. They demand your cart, your horse and the wheat harvest you carry. On your person, you carry a dagger, a bottle of ale and some book of the dark arts you don't know where you got. What do you do now?
Try to stab them with a dagger.
Are you having a giggle mate? They'd kill you.
Barter the ale for the wheat instead.
Most recommended choice of action though it would probably still result in jack s**t.
[Summon eldritch horrors with your dark book.]
This would end pretty badly for you too.
BigJuicySushi
"I've some eldritch horrors in my family. Lemme give them a summon."
After warning the bandits for a number of times, you decide to open the book. From the pages of the unholy scriptures first appears your brother. He seems like any other child at first glance but then the numerous boils and maggots eating at his flesh would be soon noticed. Then comes your sister, a siren of the seas with a thousand eyes atop her head. Then your mother, which one could describe as a mix between a dragon and a slug. The your father appears, who's flesh has melded with his dark armor. The bandits try to run but it is a futile attempt. After they devour on the bandit's corpses, your father warns you not to disturb them again. Your mother pats your head and they scurry off home.
The End.
