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Sakura Kintari's Psychotic Journal named Bob
This is Bob. Bob likes lightbulbs and sharp objects. Bob likes to yell because his mother never hugged him and his father was a drunk squirrel. I'm serious. It's just random snippets about myself, don't get all weird about it.
Quotes for Humanity...Or Not
Contest for Fifteen quotes off the top of your head, no help. My results.

1)"Jesus Christ Timmy!! Do not float above me when I'm dying in the abyss!"

2)"If I went around, saying I was an emperor, just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

3)"Death awaits you all! With nasty big pointy teeth!"

4)"Now if I can find a midget with some gin I'll be in business."

5)"And now for ten seconds of sex."

6)"How would you like it if someone locked you in a closet and you missed the 1992 LA riots!?!"

7)"Why is the Rum always gone..."

8 )"We're going to be lynched, you know that?"

9)"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

10)"Do you have a flag? No flag, no country, that's the rules I just made up."

11)"b***h I EAT PEOPLE!"

12)"b***h, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger."

13)"A child of five would understand this! Send someone to fetch a child of five!"

14)"Tea and cake or DEATH!"

15)"Go ******** a toaster!"





 
 
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