On a pink and pretty morning, Orihime sat in the closet. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her arm ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Shizuo to love someone with a sexy butt?
Roughly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like an old blue banana, all on a summer's day. I wish my Shizuo would grab me, in his own white way..."
"Do you?" Shizuo sat down beside Orihime and put his hand on Orihime's leg. "I think that could be arranged."
Orihime gasped wickedly. "But what about my sexy butt?"
"I like it," Shizuo said elegantly. "I think it's fluffy."
"I love you," Orihime said bashfully.
"I love you too," Shizuo replied and grabbed her.
They bought a giraffe, moved in together, and lived victoriously ever after
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PFFFFFT!!shizuo:
WTF IS THIS CRAP!!??
