So I'm walking through the Atrium at school and I see someone giving away free stuff. And I never turn down free stuff. . .well, sometimes I do, but I usually check it out first anyway. So I go over and these people are giving out condoms and razors. I'm kind of confused. I don't see how the two are related. Like, I need a quick shave before sex? You obviously don't want it that badly if you have to go through all that trouble. But yeah, I take 10 condoms and 3 razors anyway, because you never know. So I head out of the Atrium and to Student Commons where I see Autumn sitting with Kam. So I go and sit with them and I start telling Autumn about how I got the free razors and condoms, and Autumn is like, "I don't use razors." Apparently razors are too much work for her and she has one of those weird a** things they show on infomercials all the time, you know, those weird a** things you run down your skin and it crystallizes the hair and makes it fall out. I don't know. Maybe I'm the only one who watches infomercials, but you gotta know what I mean. But whatever, because I don't wanna share my free razors with her anyway. You never know, someone may piss me off in my next class and the razor might be needed. But yeah, after her arrogant spiel about the "I don't use razors" she takes one of my condoms. Not like I care. But yeah, after she takes the condom she grabs Kam and is like to me, "We've got to go to class now." And they take off. What I am? Stupid? I know she didn't have class then. I know when her classes are. And she and Kam don't have classes together, because she's in linguistics and he's in international business. So yeah, she must take me for a fool. Sometimes I wanna slap that girl.
 mirein meyun · Fri Dec 21, 2012 @ 02:11am · 0 Comments |
