TROLLOLOL. That's right biches, mine goes first. B3
Anyway...
TWINNY. YOU. ARE. THE. BIGGEST f**. I'VE EVER MET.
Not joking. But I love you anyway because you're my uke and hoe.
AND I'M YOUR SEME AND PIMP. |D
But bich, calm your hormones and stop cheating on me.
IT'S NOT NICE. :C
AND ONE OF THESE DAYS, ONE OF US WILL GET REALLY HURT-
No, just kidding.
Isn't it funny how life works?
First we were strangers who didn't know a ******** about each other.
I one of the first people to meet you, SO I KNOW YOU MORE THAN THE OTHER DISSONANTS. LOLOLOLOL.
Then we hanged in towns, and you met my retarded awesome friends and family.
AND IT WAS LIKE WE ALL KNEW EACH OTHER SINCE FOREVER.
But like, it all happened few weeks ago. Lolol.
Now, if anyone rapes you...
TELL ME.
I'll be bich slapping the fook out of them.
Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE MY HOE AND MY HOE ONLY. >:C
EVEN IF YOU DENY IT, OR IF ANYONE DISAPPROVES.
- Dissonant Vanitas/Mags/Twinny/Seme/Pimp
