"That awkward moment when you go scuba diving and you see Adele rollin' in the deep."
"That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and there's chips inside."
"That awkward moment when you're hanging with MC Hammer and he won't let you touch anything."
"That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car then realize there's someone inside."
"That awkward moment when Cady Heron doesn't invite you to her party when you practically invented her."
"That awkward moment when you're singing alone in your car and you make eye contact with a stranger."
"That awkward moment when you're left alone with your friend's parents."
"That awkward moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow."
"That awkward moment when Bruno Mars couldn't catch a grenade for you because he was having a lazy day."
"That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it."
"That awkward moment when you’ve already said 'what?' three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."
"The awkward moment when you look at your man then at the old spice guy then back at your man then back to him and sadly, your man isn’t him."
"That awkward moment when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus."
"That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make the sound."
"That awkward moment when someone uses the phrase, 'let’s get down to business' and now all you want to do is defeat the huns."
"That awkward moment when you yell your own name during sex."
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