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A pretty dress~

Ivan: Ah, there you are. I have a package for you. Bibbles dragged it in last night, and I think you'll have better use of it than I.

Bibbles: Merrow. *bats at the package*

Ivan: ...there are a few pie stains on it--I think Bibbles was trying to put it into the pies being baked for the contest today. Remember to file your taxes on time!

Bibbles: Meeerow! *purrs*

Dearest pucca, I feel spell bound.
I looked for a good witch, and look what I found.
You're beautiful, with lovely teal hair.
Pardon me if I happen to stare.
You're sweeter than pie, this much is true.
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you.
Please smile for me? I'd be so glad.
Nothing you do could ever be bad.
And so, dear Pucca, a spell of my own.
I bring you luck, within this poem.
It isn't much, but this gift is from me.
I'm sorry that I'm just simply Silly.

~Silly Sender

When you look in the mirror in the morning, you see your lips and cheeks have bright red lipstick on them. You push back your hair to get a closer look, when you notice a note attached to the mirror.

I saw you sleeping so peacefully last night
For reasons unknown, I had a terrible fright!
I leave you this note so it isn't alarming
I snuck into your bed, to find you quite charming
Pie is more common here, but it's not what I gave you
Instead it was kisses, and if you look to
It's not just on your face, but lower in view!

- The Kissing Bandit

This little piggy went to the market,
This little piggy went home.
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went wee wee wee,
All the way-
To your arms!

-Orgasmic Anon

~Rainbow

- door opens and Watanuki enters -

Yuuko: Okay Mokona, now!
- whispers to you -
You too.
- pie hits Watanuki -


Watanuki: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
- pie that he was making flies into the air and into your hands -

if i were crazy id say to you
the things in life id rather do
if i were crazy id say this
there are other things i truly miss

~the mad one~

'Ode to Ice Cream'
I like ice cream a whole lot
It tastes good on days that are hot
On a cone or in a dish
This will be my only wish
Vanilla, chocolate, rocky road
Even with pie, a la mode.

A pretty sparkly outfit for a pretty girl.

-x-

Pucca loves Garu, he's a pretty booooy.....

Oh wait, wrong Pucca? This is Pucca Witch? So a pretty lass in purple pink and blue, not a god mode ninja child in red and black? Hmmmm... so no noodles then. How about some pie? No, no pie either... well... lets see...

Ah, purple and pretty, gloves perhaps? Yes. Gloves. Indeed, gloves. Okay then here are some gloves. Hope you like them!

Bam bam bam

Ah... ignore the singing still going in my head.

Don't fret my dearest friend,
I will be here even past the end.
A hug would be great and even a kiss,
How about I plant one on your lips?
That prince has nothing on this furry creature,
He's a one-night stand compared to my features.
I save games and give advice,
No need to ask I have no price!

With many kupo,
Moogle

You're a wild dark blue rose who wanted to be pucked from my secret garden. A place where I can hide you from the world. However, I cannot be selfish like Mr. Scrooge. I will guide you with my hands that hold you gently as I carry you out to the world to see your beauty.

Never fear, my dear puccawitch. I will always be here by your side, but only if you want me be there. I will take you places where I can leave kisses on your warm skin where no can see and touch you with my fingers until you scream with ecstasy. When we are done, you will always remember me a whisper of your dream...

Yours truly wanted,
~Deep Desire Dream~

not too good with poems
random gifts i loan him(?)
a little wierd & crazy i am
what you think about dieing?

~ZOMGLOLWTF?~
some idiots blocked their &recive gifts&
WTF?

As the summer competition winds down for the evening, you decide to take the scenic route past the Zen Gardens back towards your home. The sun has set and as you look up, you see the stars beginning to appear in the night sky, shimmering along with the dancing cherry blossoms that fall from the trees onto the moonlit bathed landscape. You take a moment to close your eyes and inhale the sweet scent, enjoying the enchanting feeling the scenery emits.

You are so caught up in the moment that you almost fail to notice the sound of footsteps approaching. Turning, you find yourself face to face with a silvery prince, one who could have been from the very stars in the sky. He smiles warmly, his gentle grey eyes telling you he means no harm. Kneeling, he takes your hand in his own, placing a kiss upon it before making your fingers curl over something small and warm. Curious, you pull your hand towards you and uncurl your fingers. Sitting in your palm is a small, shimmering star.

You stare at it a moment before turning to the stranger. However, all you find is stardust.


~The Starlight Prince

While you`re out in the forest one day, you find something of peculiar interest. A mirror with a face on it? It couldn`t be, you think for a moment and then the face speaks:

I have a message from the Queen,
Of the story that has been unseen.
You know the story of Snow White,
But not the story that is right.

And then the face disappears to reveal another`s, one of the `evil Queen` from Snow White. The face of the beautiful woman that you know as Snow White`s stepmother, not the `old hag` that was in the story. She opens her mouth to speak and a story unfolds:

You`ve probably heard the story of my stepdaughter,
But never heard my story before my slaughter.
Snow White was definitely more beautiful than me,
But never did I try to kill her honestly!
When she was born, her mother died,
Leaving no one by her father`s side.
When he remarried me, Snow White was eight
And by then it was already too late.
My husband, her father, died before she was nine
And she decided to try to soothe herself with wine.
But she drank too much before I could see
And delusional, she ran into the forest without me.
From what I heard after, my stepdaughter met some elves
Who seemed to live all by themselves.
Soon after she ran away, I created Mirror using my magic,
Monitoring my stepdaughter before it became too tragic.
For a while, I watched her only this way
Until I decided to visit her one sunny day.
I picked some apples, one at a time by hand,
But the little birds seemed to misunderstand.
They pecked at me and wouldn`t let me go,
And for a while, they put on quite a show.
My stepdaughter was making a pie when I finally saw her,
And she suddenly fainted without so much as a stir.
I peered around and saw that the pie held a worm
And as it continued and continued to squirm,
I realized that was what caused her fainting spell.
I tried to wake her until the elves came to curse me into hell.
When they came home, they feared the worst
And wouldn`t bother listening to my story first.
They chased me and I ran until I was at the cliff`s edge,
About to fall off from the cliff`s ledge.
Unable to run anymore, they chopped me up into little pieces,
Believing they were in the right and little polices.
They threw my body parts into the ocean
And here, in this mirror, my soul rests without motion.
Back in the cottage, a prince wakes her with a kiss;
Snow White, waking up, seems to find her bliss.
Though she seems to recovery, she can`t remember a thing,
And puts it all aside to marry with a new wedding ring.
But I`ll tell you, the proof of this story rests in the pie,
Trust me, my genuine story really isn`t a lie.

And then a pie forms out of the mirror and into your hands. And sure enough, there are worms squirming inside.

There was no hag in the true story,
The elves were just trying to frame me.
But please, pass my genuine story on
So that the truth will finally spawn.

And then the mirror turns blank as though the Queen is finally able to rest after telling her true story. But the pie remains there. The rest is up to you.

-The Creator (rewrite of the Snow White story)

Well, this is it. Ian and Rufus won, the prizes have been handed out, and Pie Hard is coming to a close. I sure do hope you fad fun this summer! And whether or not your team won, I wish you the very best.
Oh! And one more thing...
*splat!*
...Eh heh, I had a leftover pie...
*runs off*
Until the next event, I'm outta here!

~Mr. Monster Guy