1. Always get your satisfication 2. Watch out for prostitutoos 3. Do the buddy system at college or anywhere 4. Say no to drug but have a just do it attuide 5. Have loyotly it takes you far in the end 6. 1 condom does it job save the 2nd for later 7. Choose your battles pussyies or pansyzz anit worth it 8. Charming people is a cleaver tool but doesnt alway work 9. Listen to crazy people 10. Hello kitty turns out to be a gift for girls 11. Saying sorry is a fresh step in kitty litter 12. Try not getting drunk in school 13. Roofies are fun when your not on them 14. Make your own judgements 15. Alexander the Great isnt a stripper... yet 16. When did the disney charcters get so hot... when i stopped and found mtv 17. Addiction is powerful 18. GOOGLE ******** rocks 19. KFC man will always be in the sexuilty section in your nearest barns in nobles 20. Never got why Twlight was a hit 21. The radio turns real boys into little girls 22. If your bored run on the treadmill you wont be then 23. Remerber the good days 24. Start making your things to do before you die list... 25. Lady GAGA is always on the edge with you 26. Dive into the waves of the ocean dont let them plow you 27. Play bumpers cars when you get a light that is red and green at the same time 28. You matter 29. Running naked is down for the count anytime 30. Love is special dont waste it 31. Everything look better when the sun goes down 32. Doing an evil laugh will make you laugh 33. Being able to jump off of building doesnt get the right to claim you can fly
I wannted to get to 100 or 99 or 69 but 33 will do for now