every one of these conversation is from me and my one friend talking.
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i went to my friends house and this was a conversation.
firend:" oreos?" hands me package
me:" O yay double stuff !"
friend:"they only sell double stuff, you either get double stuff or go home"
me:"lolololololol so ture".
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text conversation
Me: corn on the cob when cooked the mexican way is the best way.
Friend: pickel.
Me: grape.
Friend: G - grape = ?
Me: is this a sign from the heavens telling me my Friends life time goals
Friend: or a sign from the heavens telling you not tot go in your sisters room
Me: my sisters room is monsterious cave that gross and smells foul, and you have a nerd cave.
Friend: jelly of my nerd cave i see
Me: no becuse i have a elegant mansion with marble pillers and a statue of me curb stomping your head.
Friend: but no nerd cave.
Me: whatever...
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friend invited me to some winter loadge for weekend and this coversation started
Friend: why is my dad so smart. (Friends dad is bald)
Me: its becuse hes bald, we both have hair and its heating are brain to near stupid level but your dad is bald and its like air-conditioning so he stays smart.
Freind: i cant belive you said that.
Me: i know i should of thought of that when we had that bald teacher.
Both: lol
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some time during the last school year ( have a friend who was a chick but acted like a dude and scarry strong)
Me: i tell ya when i make a joke about her she will hear it from anywher and a rip in space will open and her fist will come out and punch me in the face becuse she manly.
Firend: lol looks like she going to punch you.
Me: *PUNCH IN FACE* o my god that really hurt.
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another text conversation
Me: what you up to?
Friend: cleaning my room.
Me: Ooh you should do it mary poppins style.
Friend: i think every wish they can do it mary poppins sttyle
Me: i know i just thought it would be funny if your father walked in and your snapping at the closet.
Friend: hahahahahahahahah...lol
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at school meeting
teacher: for all you rednecks out there you cant wear sleeveless shirts anymore
Me: i think there talking about you
Friend: im not a readneck im from jersey (said the funny way)
Me: lol...why the hell is the teachers calling us rednecks?
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Friend: i made a drill sargent luagh...
Me: you should feel acomplished in life now. i wonder what that would be like.
Friend: like what?
Me: hearing a drill sargent luagh, it would be scary and funny all at the same time.
Friend: i didnt think of that. lol
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the big book of mjm
well eventually i will create story for my journal but it takes time to think this stuff up. what i write will be about things in my life or places ive been to and every once and a while i will have something random, and my friend james will be place
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