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I found some jokes and thought you might want to read them cause I think they're funneh :

I'LL SLIT YOUR ******** THROAT
...Grandma calm down its just bingo

Boy : I love you
Girl : No you don', Prove it
Boy : Okay, How
Girl : Throw away your xbox
Boy : Get the ******** out of my house

The other day I told my boyfriend "Im Just Like Chocloate"
With a smile he replied "How? Because You're Sweet?"
"No I Kill Puppies."

Roses are red and Violets are blue
I hope something kills the s**t out of you

I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say "your next" so i started doing the same s**t to them at funerals!

Laughing so hard no noise comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal

Boy asks : Granny have you seen my pills they're marked LSD"
Granny : ******** THE PILLS HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGON IN THE KITCHEN?!?!