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Twilight Saga: Team Jacob's = Posers

WARNING:
Team Poser/Jacob's Will get offended by the truth.. wink
If you don't like Twilight, get off my entry!


Ello Everyone, I wanted to make this entry a debate on The
Twilight Saga's so-called "Team Jacobs"

I am currently now and forever a "Team Edward"
Why?
I'll tell you!

First of All

I believe that "Team Jacobs" are HUGE posers, no matter how
old. And, truthfully speaking, I don't consider ANY "Team Jacob's a
Faithful Twilight fan anyways.
(Yes, that includes my own friends)

For one, I am pretty posistive that 8/10 "Team Jacob's" have never
even picked up a Twilight Book!
That screams POSER in the eyes of "Team Edwards" everywhere!
If you don't read at least one of the books, then your'e not a FAN!

Secondly, I HATE how posers think they know everything about
Twilight just cause they watch the movies!
You don't know diddly squat about Twilight!

Thirdly, Do they honestly think that Werewolves are better than
Vampires just because they have glistening abs?!
Nobody wins, the werewolf and vampire have equal power,
though is Stephanie Meyers case Vampires dominate.

Fourthly, If I hear one of those stupid slogans "I rather be warm
than cold" or "I preffer warm and fuzzy" I'm gonna flip!
You don't see Edward with any retarded slogans.
So don't give him any!

Fifthly, If poser fans have Read the books but are still "Team Jacob"
that is simply stupid.
It's all about the win win right?
And they want to make up these stupid slogans?!
Hate to break it to ya, but Jacob's a loser, and he NEVER
EVER wins in the series!
They just like him because of his stupid "angry personality"

Sixthly, Converting Teams!?!?!
Common!
Even if they read the books and movies, they all of a sudden
switch!?!
Nah uh, That is truly poser act.
You choose a team, you stay on that team!

Seventhly, Just because he's hot and he never wins?
Lamest excuse EVER!
Get lost.

Eigthly, Saying they know everything about Taylor Lautner?!?!
Please, I know more about him than you ever will and I'M NOT ON
HIS TEAM!
Did they even know that he was "Shark boy" on "Shark Boy and
Lava Girl"!

Ninthly, Making cheap shirts of Taylor Lautner does NOT make
you "Team Jacob", neither does putting a picture of
him in your'e binder!

Tenthly, Saying that your'e not a Twilight fan, but you like Jacob
That's pure evil.


I personally blame Stephanie Meyer for making this whole
"Team Fude" go on. I am not happy about it, but
I will defend Edward.

(Anyone who has read the book should know that Edward wins..;])


A message to posers who think Edward is ugly:

I wonder what he would say if you came up to him and
said that. I hope he kicks you in the face for being
so stupid! > biggrin

Jacob is ugly, he is basicly make up, cover up, and
soom greasy crap he puts on his abs.

I can honestly say right now, that he is by far
The most unattractive loser on the planet, in
personality and looks.

A message to those who think I wrote this for no reason,
are pissed off, or who plan on putting some smart-alick
comment:

I only have one thing to say to you, GET OFF MY ENTRY
AND GET LOST.

I don't want to hear your'e sympathetic remarks like
"you have no life, your'e stupid."

Cause frankly, I don't care, if you post things like
I will simply ignore them.


Thanks for reading, and have a great debate,
xviolxbloomsx


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Username is:
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