Tobi Perspective
Hi Hi! It's Tobi, and I snuck onto Itachi's computer 'cause him and Kisame are off on a mission... I'm not sure exactly what to do on a computer, so I'll tell you about life here in the Akatsuki!
Itachi: He scares me, frankly. He's tried to use the sharingan on me lot of time but... Since my mask only lets me see with one eye, It's easy for me to dodge it. And then he just smacks me upside the head instead.
Kisame: Kisame scares me more than Itachi, cause he's a shark! And when ever i refference Jaws or Free Willy, he tries to eat me... or drown me. And his big sword, Samehada, doesnt like me either. It.... bit me...
Kakuzu: He's right up there with Kisame. And I make doll jokes about him, but never to his face! He tells me if I ever got torn to pieces he would sew me back up, but then he would always pause and smirk at me, like there was something that he would "forget" so sew on....
Hidan: After many attempts to make a sacrifice for his Jashin, I just stay away from him.... And he uses naughty words... All the time...
Pein: Sure, I like his spiky hair, but he can be a meanie sometimes. And his many forms are freaky lookin, with those peircings and all...
Konan: She's obviously a girl... How did people not know that?!
Deidara: My Sempai, and he's not too nice either. I'm afraid that if he slaps me, he'll bite me too. I dont make Lady jokes anymore... he makes me go BOOM sometimes too.
And about the whole pairing business, this is how it it (the names listed first on the pairing are on top):
Kisa Ita
Hida Dei
Pein Konan
And Kakuzu and I are the only one who dont have relationships.... Calm down there fangirls, like HELL I'm getting with him.
So that all i hav- CRAP ITACHI'S BACK!
Bye for now!
