Dear Lord, baby Jesus;
Or as our brothers in the south call you Hay-zoos;
We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominoes, KFC, and the always-delicious Taco Bell. I just wanna take time to say thank you for my family; my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking, young sons. Walker Texas Ranger, Or TR, as we call him. And my red-hot smokin' wife Carly, stone cold fox, who if you to rate her a** on 100, it would EASILY be a 94. I also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate Kale Notton Jr, who's got my back no matter what. Shake N' Bake.
Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also wanna thank you for my wife's father Chip. We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. Smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it.
Dear tiny infant baby Jesus...your golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat balled up fists...dear, 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus...don't even know a word yet...just an infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and uh, 21.2 million dollars!
 And I Am NOT Your Bra · Sat Jul 10, 2010 @ 11:02pm · 1 Comments |
