I missed the gaian ball. I miss everything, really. I guess my vacation takes away my chance to sit on my lazy buttocks and type. Or I'm just not spammy enough to get any items. Either way.
I don't know what I should be saved from. Perhaps the boredom trying to throttle the man next to me with it's scummy hands. Why does boredom, death and famine always have cold hands? I would expect boredom to be kind of fat little sausages and the complete legarthy that makes you want to gnaw a hammer to amuse yourself. Death wouldn't even have feelable hands, you'd pretty much go numb and you'd like. Die. Or something. And famine? Oh, famine is holding that juicy Ballpark weiner infront of your face and using the other hand to make a rude finger gesture.
Anyway, I was going to post that I felt bored, but I've kind of been inspired.
Oh look, an ant. l8yu
'The huge paintball glove was a monolith over the funy figure, trying to scamper on all six jointed legs. With a resounding slam, and a tiny satisfactory crunch, the ant crumpled and twitched. The unseeable hands of death crushed it with a thumb and it lay dead, cursing its luck to be in Sypon's computer room."
Now I have to clean off the "u" key of the keyboard.