Extrer camrer…
Don’t put your camera on my laptop Xigbar…
It doesn’t balance on your laptop! Oh hey, look it does. That’s at an angle.
Superior, Xigbar’s filming things again. I thought he was banned from cameras.
We’re going to make an interesting home video tonight with Zexion and I.
Superior says stop it.
Superior! That’s for you!
I sense subordination…
We’re going to make a fantastic video tonight, me and little Sexy Zexy here.
No.
We hope it’s for all of your enjoyment. We hope you find pleasure in viewing it. With Axel gone-
HAHAHA, you’ve just been demoted to number one million in the organization.
I’m not number one million superior! ******** you, I’m number two.
Haha,
You can’t do that to me! Of all the love and loyalty I’ve given you, you cannot do that to me.
He just did.
Screw you.
Zexion’s number- YEAH! Happiest day of my life!
Screw you!
This is the happiest moment of my life.
You’re not number two, I’m number two.
I’ve just been promoted, look.
SCREW YOU! Screw you.
Look, look. Zexion is number two. You can’t… Film my screen Xigbar.
It’s not focusing!
Pull it back… Pull it back. Nope it just hates you.
It just hates me. SUPERIOR! I don’t want to be number one million. That’s lame.
He doesn’t want to see your face.
Everyone wants to see my face. It’s perfection.
I don’t want to see your face.
It’s like it was sculpted by the gods…
Yeah, as a joke.
You guys are just horrible to me cause you’re jealous. Which I totally understand.
Hmph.
So, this video. First we must get naked.
No.
Yup.
No.
Cha.
No.
Cha.
No.
Cha.
No.
Cha.
No.
Cha.
Superior says to go get him a sandwich…
I’m not getting you a ******** sandwich superior! I’m not getting you a sandwich, go get your won goddamn- I’m not number one million I’m number two!
I’m getting used to you being number one million.
This is so unfair!
You are now quite literally-
This is not a democracy!
You are now quite literally one in a million.
Screw you.
Superior wants a doughnut.
I’m not- I’m not getting you a freaking doughnut and I’m not getting you a sandwich! Screw you. Now that I’m number one million I’ll do what I want! I’ll go get you a pickle.
Mhpgph!
Do you want a pickle superior? I’ll get you a pickle. I’m not getting you an egg sandwich but I’ll get you a pickle. Look do you want a ******** pickle or not?
Oooh the pain!
Why do you leave me here with him?
Because we’re making sexytime videos.
He’s not a good babysitter.
DO YOU WANT A PICKLE SUPERIOR?
Cheese and pickles…
No, no I’m not getting you a cheese and pickle sandwich- you either have a pickle or nothing. I’m talking about just one pickle. These meetings were so much easier when we just met each other I don’t like these online meetings. I don’t think Dem even knows how to use a PC…
Shut up!
You know what, you know what? I’m not going to shove a pickle up my nose! I’m going to shove it up his instead! I’m gonna shove a pickle up his a**!
*slap*
Ow- that was my scar side too! That still hurts. No, no AH! SUPERIOR! He blinded my other ******** eye! Oh great. Screw you Zexion! Screw you! I’m going to shove a pickle so far up your a**! Oh no, I can see. It’s all good. Can I? no I’m still blind!
Xemnas says you don’t need eyes.
Yah, I do. Ah, there we go. It’s back. Don’t worry folks. It’s okay. ******** you Zexion! I don’t like these online meetings.
I don’t like Xigbar being my legal guardian.
You raise me uuuup so I can stand on mooountaiiins! You raise me up. Mph! *muffled* ******** you Zexion! ******** you!
Xemnas says that I’m number two so you have to listen to me.
No I don’t! Screw you.
According to Xemnas I am.
I’m not number one million!
…Number two million.
I’m not- don’t give him ideas. He does not need ideas!
Haha, you’re fired.
You know what, I’m not fired! I quit!
Yes!
I quit, superior! I’m not fired I quit. Fine, fine. Screw you all. Screw you all! ******** you all, I’m leaving. This organization is s**t…Can I come back?
No, go away.
I want to come back.
I want to do a private poetry recital with the superior. I don’t want you here.
I’m back!
No, no you’re making me glow! I don’t want to- I don’t sparkle! Stop It! I don’t like the light.
I thought you loved Edward Cullen..
HISS!
Don’t you?
I don’t like the light! Stop…
Aren’t you into that faggy twilight stuff?
Neeeh!
Zexion reads twilight, by the way.
It’s an interesting piece of cultural ligature...
*snort* Like ******** it is!
How would you know? You don’t read anything.
Yeah I do.
No you don’t
Yeah I do.
No you don’t.
Yeah I do.
No.
Looking at pictures counts as reading!
Looking at pictures does not count as reading.
Yeah it does. Look what you’ve done to my hair!
Stop making me glow!
Hiss!
I don’t want to glow.
But you glow naturally. You’re beautiful.
Superior why does he keep touching me?... Stop filming me!
All you do is moan, Zexion!
It’s because nothing in life is worth getting exited over. Stop filming me.
I love you.
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