Entry 1
Today I wanted to explore the area around my house. I wandered really far and straight into this area with like 20 people in it. I decided that I would sit under a tree and quietly mock these people while they continued their conversations. To my astonishment I saw many others like myself, halfbreeds, and thought how much softer my tails are then all these other shady characters. I saw a cute little wolfie there who I casually dismissed in my mind because she was hanging out with a pony. A friggin pony. All of a sudden there was a voice ringing out behind me,"Maaaah treeeeee." So I replied,
"No mine."
"Maaaaaah treeeeeeee."
"Don't make me mark my territory."
And then bam she jumped out in front of me. I then softly said'
"The tree gods gave me a girl? Whatta rip-off!"
She curtly facepalmed me
"Ow."
"Meanie!"
"Don't take it personally, I say stuff like that all the time."
She yanked my tails
"Double ow!!!!!"
She shot me a look that could send a minotaur crying home to his mommy.
"I'm not a ladies man you know."
She then shot me another look and dissapeared. I made a promise to myself to never insult girls or tree gods again.
"Wait I was just kidding! I want my girl back! Rip-off artists."
matt0612 Community Member 
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