My name is John Chuck Norris
But please, feel free to call me John, just John.
I’ve been around for # years Twenty-two years
Truly, I am a Male and I am here as a Counsler
And I chase the Hott Ladies
But don’t judge me for being scared of forest fires, controlling women, and being weak for a Hooters.
Because I'm more than just that. I am experianced with the ladies, good at certain types of triva, and playing drums.
Give me A girl and alcohol, combined and I'm set.
However, I can’t stand hates A girl's brother, campers, and vegitians.
I’ll never forget how it all began… bio Lets see, John was, if you had not guessed yet, named after Chuck Norris. See, his dad changed his last name from Sky to Norris, after seeing a Chuck Norris movie, where he met John's mom, who was also a huge fan of Norris. So, after they were married and had John, they saw fit to name their son after their faveitote movie actor, where his name John came from actor John Travolta, who his mother truely loved.
Despite where John's name came from, he does not enjoy a single bit of tha actors, even though his parent's made him watch their moives all the time. John did get teased about his name, but he turned it into something fun, and later the teasing stopped, because he went along with it, making crueler jokes that were a bit, uh, racist sometimes. But, anyway, he has moved from girlfriend to grilfriend, thinking that when a girl says she loves him that he MUST end the realtionship, in order to stay a free man.
It made me the way I am… personality John is a man who would rather pay for sex, then get it from someone he is with. Those people tend to last about only a month, because when they say they love him he breaks up with them, having already gotten what he wanted. He is a bit of a jokester, but his jokes tend to end with a slap in the face when a woman is around. Not shocking, really.
Think of me with this N/A, but it sure would be a aweful song in lyrics if it was about John.
Did I mention? Other things That I enjoy women? Yes, actually, I think I did.
