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By:Azume
(this is another pre-write I have in my account on allpoetry.com,it's for a contest on there.)
Sex Switch

I wake up,
My shower is normal,
My towel feels normal,
The toilet papper has the same carboard feeling,
And the floor is still wet enough to slip on,
Like last time.

I look down,
I don't have my normal body parts!
Why am I not a girl!!

I'm stuck in a boy's body,
Is it that Japanesse food I ate?
I bet it is!
It was that food in my plate!

My mom screams,
My dad pleads,
My brother dies of laughter
I'm a boy in a skirt!

I get to school,
All the dudes say "yo"
All the girls flirt,
I go puke!

It's third period,
I have to pee.
We have four minutes,
But I'm a guy for the day,
I can't go into the guys bathroom,
If I see the other guys,
They'll think I'm gay!

I'm in front of the bathrooms,
Deciding what the heck to do.
I look down,
I know what it looks like now...
But what should I really do!

I fliddle with my bookbag,
To stressed and nervous
What should I do?
Go in girls
Or in guys?
Too late,
I peeded my pants!

It's lunch,
I found a hoodie to hide my pee,
How embarsing.

I can't sit with my girlfriends!
They don't know I'm a guy,
So I just go to a empty table,
But too late,
My girl-side crush is calling me over.
Saying,"hey new dude,sit with us!"

I'm in the guys locker room,
After the teacher made me.
I peeded in my pants again,
This time in front of the teacher.
I got sent to detention,
Only becuase I told the teacher it smelled like his lunch!
Which was true beucase my crush and guys told me too!

I get home finnaly,
Mom still on the kitchen floor,
Fainted from that morning
Dad sent me to bed,
Maybe it wore off.

Next morning,
I'm a girl again!
I feel so much better,
But being a guy
Wasn't so bad!