~10 Commandments of Homework~
1. We live in a democracy, where we have freedom, right? We're entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. So how can I pursue happiness if I have to spend every night doing homework? Homework is cruel, totalitarian punishment created by grown-ups to take away the freedoms of poor defenseless children.
2. Nobody ever saved a life, won a war, stopped a crime, or cured a disease while they were doing homework. Think of all the good things we could be accomplishing if we didn't have to spend so much time doing homework.
3. Doing homework causes eyestrain, fatigue, insomnia, and other physical ailments.
4. Thomas Edison went to school for 4 months. He never did any homework, and look how he turned out.
5. There's a word for working and not getting paid. It's called slavery, and it was banned during the civil war. If kids are forced to do homework, they should be paid for it.
6. Homework is proof of teacher incompetence. If a teacher is any good, students would learn the stuff in school and wouldn't have to learn it at home.
7. Doing homework wastes valuable natural resources. We have to use lots of energy to keep all those light-bulbs burning. We have to cut down trees to make paper and pencils. We'd save a lot of energy by banning homework.
8. I keep hearing that American kids are way too fat, and that's because we don't get enough exercise. For every minute kids are doing homework, we are getting fatter. Kids should be outside running around and getting exercise, not inside doing worksheets.
9. Virtually every known murderer, bank robber, and criminal did homework when they were children. How can we be sure the homework didn't cause the criminal behavior?
10. Homework sucks. There should be a constitutional amendment banning it.
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Shiraishi-San Community Member 
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