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Well, just how far down the ol' rabbithole are you willing to go?
It's simple, you see: To me, it's all one big joke. Most of you have morals to keep your lives exciting and colorful, but lacking those colors, you have to invent your own to keep your life meaningful. ...and like any artist, I want to express myself, to as large of a crowd as possible, and what does get the headlines these days? Exhibitions at art galleries? Hardly. It's all about crimes, as spectacular as possible. ...and as any artist, I want to not only make an impact, but also to make you see things my way - the comedy of it all: To put a smile on your face, one way or the other. Think of me as a one-of-a-kind stand-up-comedian, with the world as my stage. It's really the perfect gimmick.

Some people have called me insane, and I'd like to respond to that. Manic, maybe, sociopath, most definitely, narcissist, yes, please, but sane, never!

It's not hard to make a career out of it, as long as you don't take insanity as an excuse for not educating yourself. I'm a skilled jack-of-all-trades, intelligent enough to stay always one step ahead of any troublesome bat.

In fact, that's why I love ol' batty so much: Because he's a work of art already. Turning his headlines into my own is something I would really love to.