Twas the night before E.I. Day, when all through the guild
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mickey2146 (mouse)
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Nicu soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of shiny new rings and items danced in their head’s.
And Leon’s Mom’s cooking like low tide on a hot day,
and I in my cap and hazmat suit
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
“LAWNSHARK!!!!”
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mickey2146 (mouse)
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Nicu soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of shiny new rings and items danced in their head’s.
And Leon’s Mom’s cooking like low tide on a hot day,
and I in my cap and hazmat suit
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
“LAWNSHARK!!!!”
2/18/2010 -- Carmella Sweet
