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Things that Happend to Jack
This was on Chapter 5 of Ep 1.

JacK: Oh hi Eria Watcha doing?
Eria: Can you help Lime with the Laundry Jack, Sorry for asking...?
Jack: But why? Why touch men undies?!
Eria- (Laughs)
Eria: Okay fine but at least help me here THEN you help Lime.
Jack: Okay.
(30-45 Mins Later)
Eria: Well we're done!
Jack: What the hell is this? (She DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK!?)
Eria: I call it Eria's Super Special Noodle Cake Soup.
Ingridients: (LOL)
5 Noodle Soups
3-4 Cups of Sugar
2 of Salt
2 of Peper
An ENTIRE Cake (Any flavor) (In this case MP Cake LOL)
3 Boxes of CornFlakes
21 cups of Elixers (Witch tastes like hell!) XP
A full OBowl of Rice
AND abit of Potions
Eria: Well?
Jack: (Oh My GOD!!!! What the Hell!)
Eria: Taste Sum!
Jack: I dunno... (CRAP IF I DO I'LL HAVE TO GO TO DA BATHROOM!!!!)
Eria FORCES A nd Jack ate 10 bowls... (Poor Guy)
Eria: Okay, Now You should go an help Lime.
Jack: I don't feel so good. I thinks it's best if I stay here with you...
Eria:... (Blushes) (And Kisses Jack MOUTH2MOUTH)
Eria tasted some of Jack breath (The Flavor of her own medicene)
Eris: (HOLY s**t!!!!)
(3 hours Later)
Jack: Damn! Gotta Go to the restroom!!!!
(The Next Day)(Morning)
Solrac wakes up and smells...
Solrac; Boy I hate the smell of Crap in the Morning... Smells like.. *Sniff* Like s**t
Solrac Passes through the front of the restrooms.
Jack: Solrac, help me out here!
Solrac: Oh Good Morning Jack.
Jack: Don't gimmie that! I' m Stuck! Help ME!

(What happend)
Jack's Pooping was a bit TOO HUGE and He got Stuck....
12 hrs passed (9 AM> 9 PM) and yet then he got out....
Well that's what happened....

Recently Inventerd...

The Lords 4.0+
SOLRaC >TO> JACK
Jack Story Chapter -2 Part 1
Evil things happends....

Jack: Okay... Why are you eating so many nachos Ferris?
Ferris: A Contest!f I can eat an ENTIRE can of Jalapeno Chese with Nachos and then 15 Volcano Burritos I can win the Prize!
Solrac: I told you that was over!
JackL What?
Solrac: Jack can you do me a favor?
Jack: What? Go and take Both Jass and Eria to a por--
Solrac: NO! You freaking PERVERT!!!
Jack: Then what?
Solrac: I need you to do the Laundry.
Jack: Forget it! I don't touch Men underwear!
Solrac: Jack you know bad stuff happends when you deny to do the Laundry.
Ferris: He's right... Last time you got stuck on the toilet.
Jack:... (He remember that!?)
Solrac: Well?
Jack: Nooo!
Solrac: Well looks like I'm gonna be smelling Villina..
Jack: WHAT!?
Ferris: (LOL)
Jack: What ever...
(1 hour later)
Jack goes and pees on the floor aside a door.
Jack: There done.
(Tries to move but he's stuck)
Jack: Okay...
Lime, Eria, Jamin and Isabella comes in
Eria: Jack? What are you doing?
Jack: (CRAP!!!)
(Jack feels a "Penus Cramp" wink
Jack: OH MY GOD!!!! My Penus!
Solrac: (Gigles) What?
Jack: DUDE! I think a dog's trying to EAT MY OWN PENUS OFF!!!!
Jasmin: (Gigles and Laughs)
Jack: Jasmin It's NOT Funny!
Jassmin: Sorry.. (gigles)
Solrac: Told ya bad stuff hapends to ya when you deny to do da laundry...
Jack: Damn You Solrac! Why did you do this to me!!!!???
Solrac: I didn't do a thing.
Ferris: Warning! Penus eater is near, and his attacking Jack's SS (Super Small) Winnie! With His two eggs that are yet about to be eaten!
Jack: DAMN YOU TOO FERRIS!!!!

Okay that's preety mucgh what I invented./....
Jack's p***s get's "Eaten" By a "Dog" when it's actually a "p***s Cramp"
Stay tunned more The Lords coming out soon.

(By: Lord_Solrac2)