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This was inspired by this lame joke by xrainxcloudsx:
xrainxcloudsx-Why'd the chicken cross the road?
platinum-I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?
xrainxcloudsx-I wish you'd tell me because I can't think of anything funny to say XD

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xrainxcloudsx- Why did the chiken cross the road?
platinum-BECAUSE AN ANGRY SWEDE WAS CHASING THEM WITH A CLEAVER!!
*A chicken runs past*
xrainxcloudsx- A what?
*A madman screams and cuts off platinum's arm, then beats platinum upside the head with it*
Platinum-Run xrainxcloudsx, He's armed and dangerous! Not to mention, he's disarmed me!
(lol, get it? its an army joke!)