Scheming little Anger took kindly little Kindness on a go cart and was barreling down a hill. Unknown to kindness it ended in a cliff. Anger started being funny and cracking jokes like "Please fasten your seatbelt, we have lifted off" and "Drinks will be served around 2:00 pm"
But then it got creepy. Small at first like... "We have an oil leak, nothing to worry about." then "Uhhh... we have a fire on deck two." Then a sharp-a** turn to "please keep your hands and feet inside this peesa s**t while you TAKE A DRIIINK BIIIIITCHH!!!!!!!!"
At that, Anger jumped out, making happiness plummet to the water. Anger started laughing an laughing. He'd won that day.
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