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I have posted this twice in the A/M/C forum, but i'll leave it here too.

Let's get started on the 'Fanbase Logic', shall we? (WARNING! THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH CONTAINS CRASS LANGUAGE) Also keep in mind that I AM a WOMAN, but that WON'T stop me from TYPING like a MAN.

SAKURA confessed to NARUTO, who really wants SASUKE's c**k. HINATA confessed to NARUTO, showing that she really wants NARUTO's c**k. SAKURA is CONFUSED and doesn't know which c**k she wants, NARUTO's c**k or SASUKE's c**k. KIBA wants HINATA's dulce, but the fangirls want him riding either KANKUROU's c**k or maybe even SHINO's c**k. KANKUROU wants some of ANY GIRL's dulce, but fans also want him taking TEMARI's dulce or maybe even GAARA's c**k (See: SANDCEST). Meanwhile, SHIKAMARU is in need of either TEMARI's dulce, INO's dulce, and for the sick ******** out there, even TAYUYA's dulce. CHOUJI can't seem to choose between INO's dulce or SHIKAMARU's c**k. INO doesn't know what she really wants either. She could be after NEJI's c**k (See: Chuunin Exams) SAI's c**k (See: ShitPutIn) SASUKE's c**k, or NARUTO's c**k. NEJI could be after TENTEN's dulce, but there is a strong subtlety about him wanting HINATA's dulce (See: Hyuugacest). [Are you keeping up with me?] TENTEN has a choice between LEE's c**k and NEJI's c**k. LEE wants SAKURA's dulce, fans want him either on GAI's c**k or GAARA's c**k. Speaking of GAI, he might as well be after KAKASHI's c**k while KAKASHI 'clearly' wants IRUKA's c**k. IRUKA, however, either wants KAKASHI's c**k or NARUTO's c**k.

Now, did I miss anything? Oh, right. OROCHIMARU was really after SASUKE's c**k the entire time since he couldn't get a hold of ITACHI's c**k.