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It was a merry day in the little town of Franklin. Birds were singing, trees were dancing in the wind (Yep, it's possible.), and a pansy was getting bananas chucked at him by two girls, one with an innocent appearance and gorgeous natural blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin, the other a savage beast who'll kill just for the hell of it. Her hair was the same as the innocent one, although she was considerably tanner with brown eyes. ( ._. )
"OW OW, BLEH, NASTY!" Screamed the pansy. The pansy happened to be 17 years of age, brown hair with blue and purple streaks running along his shoulder length hair. His moisturized womanly hands were attempting to shield his face from the yellow streaks of doom that were coming at him. (Note, his make up matched his hair.)
"HAHAHAHA, WE'VE GOT HIM NOW!", yelled the savage beast-girl.
The innocent girl giggled and launched a bunch of bananas from a bazooka and yelled, "SUCKER. EAT THEM 'NANNERS!"
The pansy was begging for mercy. His face was covered in banana mush, his brand new Abercrombie and Fitch Kashmir sweater tattered and torn from the banana peels coming at him with speeds up to 180 mph. The pain appeared excruciating, but then again, being lightly slapped by a fragile grandmother would've been too much for the brown haired boy anyways, so what would be the difference?
Nothing, really.

Surely, those of you who know I'm referring to must be truly upset as to which characteristics that I am using of you, so it would be best if you just clicked away and found some other site to look at rather than this.

Anyways, continuing on with my lovely story. On his knees, the pansy begged and begged for the two girls to stop. Eventually, the firing subsided.

"s**t, we're out of bananas." said the beast.
"Awwh, seriously? I was having fuuun~" replied the innocent one, "Oh well, we'll just have to use real bullets now."
"...Right then."
the little ("innocent" wink one began to load her gun, six bullets sliding into it just like the balls being shot in pinball, how they slide back down to be hit again by the spring that sends it flying into the game board.
The savage beast watched her with slight frightening fears. Even if the girl was very savage, that did not stop her from fearing that tiny body that's exploding with pure evil. It was ever so rare to see her in such a rage, but yet...

BANG.

Before I continue on, I must say those who are reading this should once again click away from this page and enjoy something rather than gory killing. Then again, who doesn't enjoy a good gory story every now n' then? But seriously, click away and find something more interesting to read. Don't say I didn't warn you.

The gun had fired, and all had went silent within a matter of seconds. The pansy and the savage beast were standing there, staring into blank space, as if they were both shot at the same time. Oddly enough,

They weren't.
Blood flowed slowly down a body. A rather pudgy, short body. The innocent one smiled widely, here eyes wide with a psychotic look and a smirky grin on her face.
"Finally."
"...Oh s**t son."
"DON'T GET MY KASHMIR SWEATER BLOODY!"
Bang.
"Bloody that."
The savaged once again stared, only this time it was her, and her alone staring.
"Wow, the prep AND a pansy. Two in one day." said she.
"Yep." replied the small girl, blowing the smoke away from the hole of the gun, "Care to get some 'nanner ice cream?"
"******** YEAH!"
And so, that concludes this extremely short story by the two girls walking away into the sunset, to go to Dairy Queens'.


P.S. This here was just for LuLz, nothing more. I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, n' whatnot. I love you all for who was used in my story and you people know who you are. ;D Thaaanx.