Narrarator Wrote:Here we see two Gaians who know each other well as they spend the commercialized holliday's together. Sephroe, and Arima they are. Now I know exactly what you're thinking... and you're right. The holliday season does bring out the true nature in people.... After a few eggnogs.
Let me tell you the story.
Just in time for the Commercialized Xmas day on the year 2005, Sephroe and Arima were shopping for an fake Commercialized Xmas tree. On their trip they were saposably only getting a tree, they left the store with:
12 ornaments,
11 gifts to give,
10 video games,
9 of them being "Halo 2",
8 others being "Grand Theft Auto",
7 calculators for me,
6 1/2 gallon cartons of 60 proof eggnog,
5 more cartons of eggnog,
4 more cartons of eggnog,
3 more cartons of eggnog,
2 of the cartons already drank, (wtf? o_O )
And an fake Commercalized Xmas for their damn house.
Okay... So with their two WHOLE cartons of eggnog already to drink before their drive home on the icy road, I'm sure you get the picture that they weren't driving two well... O,o
Damn lucky to make it home saftely, and having learned a new skill of how to parallel park in a garage, not to mention not dead from alcohol poisoning, our angry drunk little Gaians proceed to put together their fake Commercialized Xmas tree.
Branch after branch went on the tree until they had everything in place and ready to stand it up. Unfortinatly they have come to discover that the Commercialized Xmas tree that came in the box was defective. The base were two sizes too small for that brown painted trunk. And thus our two little angry drunks went at it to force it into place. On and on they shout at one another until they caused such a great disturbance in 'the force' that not even their Star Wars geek neighbor who's taking a dump next door could handle.
After the two angry drunk little gaians gave up, they went about their stupid little drunk roleplaying that made no sence and carried on as usual... Though from the outside their neighbor couldn't tell if they were having sex or just stupid.
And they enjoyed their Commercialized Xmas holliday... with one hell of a hang over, on and off bowl movment from the eggnog, and a Commercialized Xmas tree that never did get up.
The moral of the story: Don't let your neighbors here you.
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