It's that time again. Time to save the world. Let's transform into... (Tada!) ...s**t Man!
Watch s**t Man stop the plans of Asian Man, as he tries to rob a poor girl of her lunch money as well as half her apartment furniture:
"I'm sorry I couldn't do anything about that cockroach, ma'm. Those things are FAST."
"You're my hero! Thank you, mister s**t Man."
"...and they FLY! God damnit..."
Watch s**t Man save a young girl from the evil Doctor Psycho:
"Your days of killing little girls are over, Doctor Psycho!"
"...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for your meddling."
"Oh thank you, s**t Man! I'm finally free of the mind control ray of Doctor Psycho! I can't wait to have your children! Let's do it like bunnies right here and now!"
"I don't know, little girl. You're only 17. I don't know if the Television Regulator Gang would approve of that."
...so yeah. Go, s**t Man. Save the day, in all your glory.
Up, up, and ... Aw, screw it, I'll take a cab. Taxi!
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