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i posted these in a bump thread:

in the land of nod
i dreamt i was a ham
then i ate my arm

i am a pretty
i sparkle and shine lots
buy me pretty please

i am a burger
you can buy me at shops
then you eat me up

i am a finger
you pick your nose with me
i hope you like green.

i am a ball of gas
i live in your body
then i go ka-boom

watch out there honey
there's a frog in the road
oh no you squished it

when i was little
a bead went up my nose
i can't live it down

(i actually did get a bead stuck in my nose when i was little... 4am and in hospital with drunks and a guy with tweasers and a torch pulling it out of my nose.... my fiance can never let me live it down........)

i'm an eskimo
my bud is a gay guy
get him off me please

once upon a time
there was random food
then it got eaten.

i've written haikus
lots of them are random
what am i on now.

pingu is a show
they are made of clay
then it has photos

they move the models
they take lots of pictures
then they make a show

wow two haikus for pingu!!!

shaft! ahh-ahh! here goes!
this makes no sense at all
refridgerator

this was a request