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Scene 1

The borough, Ron’s room
(Ron’s song)

*Starts* Ron is sitting on his bed packing a suitcase*
*He sighs and sits on bed*
Surrounded by my brothers, sister and ghoul.
Sometimes I wish I was little Harry.
*Looks at picture of Harry*
On my own, a child with no orders from my mother.
All my things are hand-me-downs
all my gifts were previously owned
and my sweater drawer is over flowing with maroon and gold.
*Shows dresser full of sweaters*
Can never waste a penny
can't accept from Harry, who's cash box is filled to the brim.
I'm no head boy,
I'm no champion
but I'll get there.
The only thing harder than being "The boy that lived" is being his best friend.
But something...
Something about his smile, and the way his green eyes shine.
Oh, Harry! Why must you be so difficult?

*Molly comes up stairs*

Molly: Ron! Are you singing about Harry again!?

Ron: N-No!

Molly: Oh never you mind, it's almost time to go are you ready?

Ron: Yeah, yeah, mum.

*Goes down stairs*

Scene 2

*Harry is sitting in his room waiting for Ron.*

Harry: it’s almost time to go…Where is he?

*Gets up and gets ready to sing*

*Ron comes crashing into room*

Harry: Ron!

Ron: Harry! It’s good to see you! We’re going to be late let’s go!

*he drags Harry out of the house, they reappear in Diagon ally*

*Hermione is waiting over by the books store*

Hermione: There you guys are, I was getting worried. We have to go get our books, come on!
*Pulls them into bookstore She starts pilling books into their arms*

Ron: Ugh, I don’t see why this is so important; I mean “Algebra readiness?” One, we’re WIZZARDS we don’t need to know algebra, and two what is algebra…?

Hermione: It’s ALGEBRA and you need to know it, it’s for muggle studies.

Ron: But I’m not in muggle studies!

Harry: Yeah, hold up Hermione, we don’t need all these books.

*Hermione sighs and turns to the boys*
(Hermione’s song)
I don't mean to sound rude,
when I say your all screwed.
I'm a lot smarter than you.
*The boys look all offended*
Don't take it the wrong way!
What I'm trying to say,
is that smarts will get you through school.
Isn't that better then being so cool?
*The boys roll their eyes*
I know all the spells, I've read every book.
I'm good with grades, but lousy in looks
But I make it up with my passion and heart.
And by golly, wouldn't it be nice to have a girlfriend that's smart?
*Ron get’s shifty and awkward and trips dropping his books. Hermione sighs and helps him pick them up*
I don't have many friends but I'm fine all the same.
I'll deal with your insults, I'll take all the pain.
I'll help you guys study,
Isn't that better than hanging out with Dudley?
*Harry nods*
You've got to admit,
It's easier to commit,
When you know what the hell you're talking about.

Harry: She’s got a point, Ron.
*Leaves to Robe shop Malfoy is wearing his leather robe*

Harry: Uh, what in the world is Malfoy wearing?

Malfoy: Admiring my new robe, are you Potter? Its leather, far more expansive than you can afford, Weasly!

*Ron lunges at Malfoy, Harry and Hermione hold him back*

Hermione: It’s not worth it!

Malfoy: Save your breath, Mudblood.

*Hermione lunges at Malfoy Ron and Harry hold her back*

Ron: You said yourself, it’s not worth it!

Malfoy: Well, I best be off, in my new robes. I’ll see you losers in school. Potter, Weasly, Mudblood.

Ron: Oh, shut up Malfoy! If I could get my hands on that jerk…

Harry: You guys, let’s not try to get in a fight with Malfoy okay?

*Shows Malfoy*

(Malfoy’s song)
All those stupid brats, they can’t see,
Mudbloods, and those with tainted purity.
Why can’t they all be like me?
I’m the best, they’re all oblivious,
The stupid boy with a stupid past.
He was lucky, isn’t it obvious?
He’s fame will never last.
In no time at all, I’ll be on top
In no time at all, he’s got to stop.
His ginger and Mudblood,
They’re all going to pop!
Aggravation, agony, all my woe,
I’m a wreck.
But I won’t let it show.
I’m too good for that.
And all those stupid twats
They’ll all suck my lawn chairs,
Then he’s being the one who’s in dispare!
*Laughs maniacally*

Ginny: There you are! You left me over by the second star on the right! Don’t do that again Ron!

Harry: Ginny! It’s been a while!

Ginny: Harry, Hermione! Now I know why he was in such a hurry!

Ron: So we’ll go back to the Burrow and finish getting ready. Tomorrow’s a big day!

Harry: How’re we getting there?

Ron: Flu powder of course! Come on!

*Flu powder power (AKA green powder, flour probably and strobe light)*

Molly: OH there you are! Harry! Hermione it’s good to see you!

Harry: Good to see you too Mrs. Weasly!

Hermione: Great to be back Mrs. Weasly!

Fred & George: And what a couple they are!

*They get all shifty and awkward*

Molly: Oh enough you two! You all should go upstairs and finish getting packed. You’ve got a big day ahead of you!

Ginny: Mum! Mum! Ron left me at the second star on the right!

Molly: Ronald! Is this true?

Ron: N-No!

Fred: Boo! Bad brother, lets throw things at him!

George: Boo! Boo!

*They start throwing popcorn at Ron*

*They flee upstairs*

Scene 3

*The next day*

*Harry wakes up*

Harry: Oh man! This is so exciting! We get to go back for our third year at Hogwarts!

*Begins singing but Hermione runs in*

Hermione: Hurry guys! Get ready; I don’t want to be late!

*At the train*

Molly: Oh, be careful! I’ll write every day okay? I love you, Harry; keep Ron on track for me okay. Hermione make sure that they don’t come back stupid, okay?

Hermione: Don’t worry Mrs. Weasly!

Fred: Let’s go!

*On the train*

Draco: Oh, Look! It’s the boy that lived, his pet ginger and Mudblood.

Harry: Don’t say that about Hermione…Oh and Ron!

Ron: Yeah! Piss off, Malfoy!

Draco: Oh, right away Weasley. Or should I say…..Weasel!! Ahahahaha!!

Hermione: Oh I’ll decide who’s a weasel!

*Throw’s stuffed weasel at Draco*

Draco: Oh my god! A WEASEL! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

Harry: Oh, wow Hermione that was so cool! Wasn’t it, Ron?

*Ron was staring at Harry*

Ron: Uh, yeah! Awesome!

Hermione: Oh thanks so much Ron!

*She bats her eyelashes at Ron*

Ron: Look! We’re here!

*They get off the train*

Hagrid: Harry! Ron! Hermione! Good to see you! Let’s get to the school before the sorting ceremony starts!

Luna: Oh look! All the threstrals! They’re so pretty!

Ron: Oh great, it’s Loony Lovegood

Hermione: Oh don’t be so rude, Ron.

Harry: Yeah!

Ron: Sorry…

Luna: I understand if you think I’m crazy. I know I’m not. You see them too don’t you, Harry?

Harry: I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about!

Luna: That’s okay too! Look, there’s Draco and the other Slytherins!

Draco: Riding with Loony Lovegood, are you Potter. What a group, Hairy Potty, Wrong Weasel, Her Hainy and Loony Lovegood! Ha!
Ron: Shut up about Harry, Malfoy!

Hermione: Yeah and lay off Ron!

Harry: Leave Hermione alone!

Luna: Luna doesn’t mind!

Draco: Whatever, I’ll see you at the sorting ceremony then!

*Luna sighs Hermione, Harry, Ron leave stage*

*Draco sighs when Crabbe and Goyle leave*

Luna:
Draco:
Everybody thinks I'm weird
No one understands me
But they just can't see
All they do is ignore me
What's right in front of them
Even my "besties"
They're in their own reality.
Leave me alone for days at a time
I just want somebody
Maybe this world isn't cut out for me
To see the world
I wish I could meet somebody for me
The real way
Whose on the outskirts looking in
The way I see
...Just like me
I just want someone
I just want somebody
To make my life
To make me personally
A little less "Loony"
Just a little more happy

*They both sigh and leave on opposite sides of the stage*

*Sorting ceremony ends*

Harry: Remember our sorting ceremony?

Hermione: Yes! That was so weird, it feels like yesterday!

Ron: It felt like the sorting hat was looking all over my insides…It was kinda gross if you think of it like that

Draco: I remember MY sorting ceremony!

*Everything around him changes. Dumbledore comes up from behind and is about halfway to putting hat on Draco’s head*

Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN! THAT IS ONE SLIMY SLYTHERIN, NO DOUBT!

*Everything goes back to normal*

Draco: *Sigh* That was a good day…

Harry: It’s so great to finally be back here at Hogwarts! I’m so happy I could sing!

*He almost starts to sing when he see’s Crabbe and Goyle*

Harry: W-WHAT!?

Ron: I thought you were about to sing a beautiful song about your love for Hogwarts that burns with the fiery intensity of 1000 suns?

Harry: Uh-huh…..Crabbe….Goyle……Uh-Huh….

Hermione: What are you going on abo---my god! That’s wrong!

Ron: Oh my! But we all saw it coming.

Harry: Good point, now about that song…

*He almost starts again*

Dumbledore: Harry Potter! I’d like to personally introduce you to our new Defense against the Dark arts teacher. Professor Lupin, this is Harry Potter.

Lupin: It is an honor to meet the boy that lived.

Harry: Uh, thanks.

Hermione: Hello there Professor! It’s amazing to meet another addition to the staff of Hogwarts.

Ron: Ugh, nobody asked you Hermione!