♪ Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this… ♫
♪ Were you born an a*****e?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an a*****e tonight. ♫
♪ Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E…
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an a*****e tonight. ♫
♪ You were an a*****e yesterday.
You're an a*****e tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an a*****e the rest of your life. ♫
♪ And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an a*****e.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right." ♫
♪ And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an a*****e for a wife. ♫
♪ Were you born an a*****e?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass…hole tonight. ♫♪♫♪♫♪
a*****e
