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Ok I'm bored so here are some Chuck Norris jokes. xd whee

1. The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and 'What'
2. Did you know Chuck Norris has already been to mars?, thats why theres no signs of life there.
3. The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
4. Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
5. Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
6. Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
7. When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
8. There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
9. The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.
10. "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.