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Its hilarious. xD

1. It is impossible to fold Moe more than seven times!
2. Moe kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Moe from each salad served in first class!
4. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Moe.
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Moe'.
6. Moe can use only about ten percent of her brain.
7. Moe will often glow under UV light.
8. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Moe for the rest of the day!
9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Moe.
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Moe can not.

Its so mean to me. xD
I highlighted my favorites.


Now time for Dirt Man. n_______n


1. Native Americans never actually ate Dirt Man; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Dirt Man.
3. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Dirt Man into a volcano it would stop erupting.
4. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Dirt Man!
5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Dirt Man.
6. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Dirt Man.
7. Dirt Man is the largest of Saturn's moons!
8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Dirt Man.
9. A lump of Dirt Man the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
10. Dirt Man has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.

Mine was funnier. ;D