Chapter 2
And Apparently There Are No Toilets
Mari flopped onto one of the two beds. It squeaked loudly under her and she laughed. Elegant dropped her bags onto the ground and threw herself onto the other bed, which also gave a loud squeak under her.
“These beds must be really ******** old.” She said, putting her arms behind her head. The room they were in consisted of two beds, an antique dresser, a closet and…well….that was pretty much it. There was a window but it was covered in thick green thorn-covered vines.
“Tell me again why we’re here. Please, Mari. Remind me” She said, looking over at her friend who was rolling around on the bed like an idiot. Mari stopped.
“Because Tryne, remember her? She’s our friend? Wanted to go on a really spiffy vacation with us. So. Here we are. And you will have fun yes?” Mari sat up, raising an eyebrow at Elegant who saluted.
“Yes,ma’am! Fun have will I!!” she twitched and they both started laughing.
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“YESSS!”
“Ahhhahahaha”
“********!”
Asmond laughed, sprawled out on the bed watching Isel freak out as he realized there was, indeed, internet connection. Isel continued to celebrate by running and jumping onto Asmond.
“Sex now?”
_________________________
Luka sat in a chair, mouth open as he stared around in amazement at the high ceiling. Asher, arms crossed across his chest, was looking around at the few other people in the dining room. Buffet counters filled with all kinds of various foods sat at the other end of the hall and yet his stomach still growled with hunger.
“Um..Luka? Aren’t you hungry?” he asked, leaning forward. He was pretty much starving but he didn’t want to get up and leave his boyfriend. Luka nodded, thankfully, standing up.
“Let’s go get some food.”
Asher stood up too, pushing his chair in. He followed Luka to the counters.
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After proceeding to let all of the blood go to his head, j**z had passed out and fell off the bed onto the ground where he was now curled up in a ball, his face still bright red.
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Esper sat cross-legged on his bed, laptop sitting in front of him. He had two windows up: one was DLS and the other was a tracer that was reading the location of various people. Yes, he would admit to anyone he was a bit of a mad-man but it really wasn’t harming anyone.
And besides, it was fun.
The tracer window started blinking. It did that whenever someone he knew was in the area. Clicking the window, it popped up showing a list of people in the general area:
Elegant Ending
Marionette Macabre
SparklesKuromi
Infernal Astaroth
Bias a Go-Go
S E X U A L I Z E D
the royal seven
J I Z Z R A T S
Mr.Jiggles
Are in your area
Espers eyebrows shot up.
“Oh really now?...wait…who the ******** is Mr.Jiggles?!”
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The bathroom. It honestly had to be the most elegantly broken down thing they had ever seen. A medium-smallish off-white tub with chipped gold detailing was pushed against one wall. Against another wall was a matching sink. But the bathroom lacked one thing….
“Awh where the hell’s the toilet?!”
______________________________
Asmond stretched out, sighing. The old creaky bed was oddly comfortable. Isel had gone off to stalk out the bathroom after receiving a purely celebratory make-out session.
Out of nowhere, Isel appeared and flopped down ontop of him.
“GAHH!!” Asmond yelped. Isel crawled off of him.
“Sorry, sexy man-meat. But I have to tell you something.”
Asmond rolled over.
“Yes?”
“THERE ISNT A TOILET IN THE BATHROOM!!!”
“Ok..”
“Yeah...just thought you should know.”
And Apparently There Are No Toilets
Mari flopped onto one of the two beds. It squeaked loudly under her and she laughed. Elegant dropped her bags onto the ground and threw herself onto the other bed, which also gave a loud squeak under her.
“These beds must be really ******** old.” She said, putting her arms behind her head. The room they were in consisted of two beds, an antique dresser, a closet and…well….that was pretty much it. There was a window but it was covered in thick green thorn-covered vines.
“Tell me again why we’re here. Please, Mari. Remind me” She said, looking over at her friend who was rolling around on the bed like an idiot. Mari stopped.
“Because Tryne, remember her? She’s our friend? Wanted to go on a really spiffy vacation with us. So. Here we are. And you will have fun yes?” Mari sat up, raising an eyebrow at Elegant who saluted.
“Yes,ma’am! Fun have will I!!” she twitched and they both started laughing.
_________________________
“YESSS!”
“Ahhhahahaha”
“********!”
Asmond laughed, sprawled out on the bed watching Isel freak out as he realized there was, indeed, internet connection. Isel continued to celebrate by running and jumping onto Asmond.
“Sex now?”
_________________________
Luka sat in a chair, mouth open as he stared around in amazement at the high ceiling. Asher, arms crossed across his chest, was looking around at the few other people in the dining room. Buffet counters filled with all kinds of various foods sat at the other end of the hall and yet his stomach still growled with hunger.
“Um..Luka? Aren’t you hungry?” he asked, leaning forward. He was pretty much starving but he didn’t want to get up and leave his boyfriend. Luka nodded, thankfully, standing up.
“Let’s go get some food.”
Asher stood up too, pushing his chair in. He followed Luka to the counters.
________________________________
After proceeding to let all of the blood go to his head, j**z had passed out and fell off the bed onto the ground where he was now curled up in a ball, his face still bright red.
________________________________________________________________
Esper sat cross-legged on his bed, laptop sitting in front of him. He had two windows up: one was DLS and the other was a tracer that was reading the location of various people. Yes, he would admit to anyone he was a bit of a mad-man but it really wasn’t harming anyone.
And besides, it was fun.
The tracer window started blinking. It did that whenever someone he knew was in the area. Clicking the window, it popped up showing a list of people in the general area:
Elegant Ending
Marionette Macabre
SparklesKuromi
Infernal Astaroth
Bias a Go-Go
S E X U A L I Z E D
the royal seven
J I Z Z R A T S
Mr.Jiggles
Are in your area
Espers eyebrows shot up.
“Oh really now?...wait…who the ******** is Mr.Jiggles?!”
____________________________
The bathroom. It honestly had to be the most elegantly broken down thing they had ever seen. A medium-smallish off-white tub with chipped gold detailing was pushed against one wall. Against another wall was a matching sink. But the bathroom lacked one thing….
“Awh where the hell’s the toilet?!”
______________________________
Asmond stretched out, sighing. The old creaky bed was oddly comfortable. Isel had gone off to stalk out the bathroom after receiving a purely celebratory make-out session.
Out of nowhere, Isel appeared and flopped down ontop of him.
“GAHH!!” Asmond yelped. Isel crawled off of him.
“Sorry, sexy man-meat. But I have to tell you something.”
Asmond rolled over.
“Yes?”
“THERE ISNT A TOILET IN THE BATHROOM!!!”
“Ok..”
“Yeah...just thought you should know.”
