Here is where I list all the quotes that have been in my signature.
"A question without thought is like a paperclip without an opening - they just won't make a gigantic chain of pretty colours!" ~ 07/06/07 to 07/23/07
"Why does Santa never bring me a pony? What is his motive? Is he hoarding all the ponies for himself or does he just have something against them in favour for reindeer?" ~ 06/16/07 to 07/06/07
"Listen, I don't like it either but here you are...on You Tube...being a dumbass. How do you think this will -not- be on your permanent record?" ~ 06/15/07 to 06/16/07
"Store clerks are not babysitters, kthnxbai." ~ 06/13/07 to 06/15/07
"If the sock puppet argues back, it's time to consult a psychiatrist." ~ 02/23/2007 to 05/22/07
"There is nothing in that could keep me from you. However, there are many things that might delay me for a teeeeny bit!" ~ 01/16/2007 to 02/23/07
"Talk as if no one is listening, listen as if no one is talking." / "Speak your mind. Hear what cannot be heard." ~ 11/02/2006 to 01/16/2007
"Do you know the Pumpkin Man? The Pumpkin Man, the Pumpkin Man... Do you know the Pumpkin Man, the one whom eats all j00r brains?" ~ 10/02/2006 to 11/02/2006
"I await the day that I see your face, the look of the one who's given me grace." ~ 09/22/2006 to 10/02/2006
"For everything that is good, there are things that must counter; a balance is needed in all." ~ 08/01/2006 to 09/22/2006
"A hangover. The difference between drunk today, drunk yesterday and in pain tomorrow." ~ 07/04/2006 to 08/01/2006
"I don't have friends. I just happen to know people who are on crack." ~ 06/04/2006 to 07/04/2006
"You masticate on a daily basis, don't you?" ~ 05/22/2006 to 06/04/2006
"THE WORLD IS MADE UP OF PRETTY RAINBOWS." ~ 05/15/2006 to 05/22/2006
"I'd like a straight answer, even if the answer isn't straight!" ~ 04/21/2006 to 05/15/2006
"When all else fails, psychotic tendencies prevail." ~ 03/15/2006 to 04/21/2006
"Reasons arn't very scarce...just good excuses." ~ 02/11/2006 to 03/15/2006
"What are words, but verbal forms of our expressions." ~ 01/06/2006 to 02/11/2006
"Were the boy-whores any more pretty, they wouldn't be able to take you in a manly fashion." ~ 12/23/2005 to 01/06/2006
"You might be told you're going to hell, but in reality they're all just saying "OMG. Do me."." ~ 12/02/2005 to 12/23/2005
"I am the Gaian Harry Potter-Zorro love child." ~ 12/01/2005 to 12/02/2005
"It's hard to look intimidating with a Yeti on your head." ~ 11/23/2005 to 12/01/2005
"My brief lapse of sanity took an extended vacation." ~ ??? to 11/23/2005
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