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EPISODES 1 2 and 3






Episode 1 - Introducing Prince Platypus


My superhero is Prince Platypus. He's a self proclaimed 'Prince'. And he goes by Prince... only Prince.

Well anyway Prince is an odd superhero. He just doesnt seem to get what super heros are...

For example... he really isnt super... he has no super powers! He can't fly, can't shoot lazers from his eyes and he can't save anyone. He's just annoying.

Hmm lets see... his abilities and weapons are:

The ability to jump from high places (about 6ft)


The ability to win a game of Rock, Paper, Scizzors, Lizard, Spock. (Umm... I don't know what to say)


His weapon is a Spork -from Wendy's


A Particle Thingamabob - (I'm not quite sure what it does... it was a happy meal prize.)


A Prototype Gun- (seriously I tried to tell him it only shoots water!)


X-ray glasses - (I still think they look like those giant plastic glasses...)


Anti-matter BBs - (nothing special about a BB gun...)

And his means of transportation is a Battle Taxi.... (he lives in New York so no duh!)


Well I guess Prince is here to save you! Or at least try to... though I don't think its going to do you much good... so if you really need help call the Ghost Busters... heck even call the Power Puff Girls. Prince isn't going to save you...


He's as real as the plastic crown on his head...





















Episode 2 - Introducing the Villian! Dark Pirate!!


Haha! Dark Pirate is the super villian in this story! And not all that super either... =_=

His real name is Danny and he was Prince's best friend in elementry school...

What happened? Well Prince got mustard on him at lunch one day and since then Danny's hated him...

So Dark Pirate is his name now... and he goes by Pirate.

Believe it or not now in his early 30's Pirate in fact dresses like a Pirate.

And with no powers it makes him even lamer then he sounds...

His abilities and weapons are:

Magic rope - a lasso he got from a rodeo show
Strobe Doohickey - a broken flashlight that flashes
Secret Decoder Arrows - an old compass from his dad
He has the power to throw things about 7 feet...
and He can beat anyone in a game of World of Warcraft. (*cough* nerd *cough*)

And his means of transportation are Jet car.... aka the Subway... (New York duh...)


Dark Pirate is about as evil as a fuzzy kitten... a fuzzy declawed kitten... so theres no need to fear! The worst he can do is tie you up! Wait... no he can't... he cant even tie his shoes... O__o

Stay tuned for the Encounter!














Episode 3 - The encounter!
Prince walked the streets of New York in his black underwear and "P" shirt listening to music on his hip cool iPod. The looks on the faces of the people around him were nothing out of the ordinary. The people of NY were used to this by now. Prince had made his presence known many years ago.

As he walked along the streets of Time Square and Broadway he stopped at the Virgin Music store to take a gander at the latest popular media. He strolled down the isles reading off names of Artists until he came to what he was looking for. The new album of KoRn.

"Yes!" He squeaked. "They have 1 left!" As he reached for the copy of the album another hand reached for it. When their hands touched is when the conflict began.

"I want the last copy twerp!" The man grunted.

Prince looked up from the album and into the eyes of the grunting man. "Danny?? Oh my gosh it is you! I haven't seen you in ages! How ya been? What have you been up to? Where do you live? Why do you still dress like a pirate? What are you doing for dinner?" Prince went on talking and Pirate picked up the album and walked to the counter to pay for it.

"Hey!" Prince stopped. "I wanted that! I saw it first!"

Pirate looked at him in disgust. "I don't like you." he said casually.

"But why?!??!" Prince whined.

"Remember 4th grade?"

"No..."

"You got mustard on me... and I hate you. You embarrased me in front of Marie-ann."

"No I really don't remember that." Prince said reaching his hand on the counter to steal the album.

"YOU JERK SHE HASNT TALKED TO ME SINCE THAT DAY! SHE WAS LAUGHING AND NEVER TALKED TO ME AGAIN!"

Prince put the album behind his back. "Well nice catching up with you! I must be going! I'm running late for--eh---something m'kay?" He started to walk away when something hit him in the head. "Ow!" It was a compass.

"Get back here!" Pirate yelled. The plastic parrot on his head bobbled and one of his headbands feathers floated to the ground.

"Y'know thats not very nice..." Prince said rubbing his head.

"And I don't like you go figure." Pirate took out his lasso and tied Prince to a "No Standing" sign outside the store. But not before taking the album.

"HEY! GET BACK HERE! IT SAYS NO STANDING! I CAN'T STAY HERE! UNTIE ME THIS INSTANT! DON"T MAKE ME GET MY PARTICAL THINGY OUT!"

Pirate spat in his direction and walked off.

Various New Yorker's took pictures of the sad 30 year old man wearing small black panties and a cape tied to a "No Standing" sign yelling in the direction of his new found enemy.

Prince sighed. "I always wondered what happened to that guy..."


STAY TUNED FOR EPISODE 4