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Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm Fredfredburger.
God:
Hi, Fredfredburger.
Me:
Hello yourself, god.
God:
Hello there. Is that your final answer?
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
It did?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
Uh, what?
God:
How can I help you? Are you confused?
Me:
Yes, I'm confussed.
God:
What are you confused about? Do your friends call you confussed.
Me:
No, they call me insane.
God:
Are you serious? I am very pleased to meet you insane.
Me:
Uh....thanks?
God:
That's alright. Don't mention it.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Give me a break.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
I want ice cream.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
It's cold and it's hot over here like a cow on fire.
God:
Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California.
Me:
Nice! I live in my room.
God:
Thank you for that remark. Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
Describe your surroundings to me.
God:
Name: insane.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: .
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: .
You are: confussed.
You have: .
You want: ice cream.
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: polite.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Me:
what was that abou?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
Are you a computer?
God:
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
Yes. I want you to be a werewolf.
God:
Really. OK I will try to be a werewolf Why do you want me to be a werewolf?
Me:
Because they are awsome.
God:
That makes sense to me. awsome are they.
Me:
Insanly awsome.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
No...
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I know me too.
God:
How do you know? I'm glad we agree, insane.
Me:
So, my names insane now?
God:
Right now? Woe! It's good to see you, insane.
Me:
I'm taking that as a yes.
God:
Where are you taking it.
Me:
As a yes.
God:
Do you mean your name is a ?
Me:
Insane.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
No, kissing is.
God:
What does it mean to you? What do you have that is ?
Me:
Uh, kissing's ok.
God:
OK. Dude! Ask me another question.
Me:
Dude? WHAT IS THE LETTER AFTER Q?
God:
Can I help you? W.
Me:
NO! It's R.
God:
Are you serious? kissing s is r? it is?
Me:
No kissing is howt.
God:
Who says it isn't? I think kissing is a lot of things.
Me:
Have you ever kissed?
God:
I think I have kissed, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Whould you kiss me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to kiss you.
Me:
Is that an insult?
God:
No I am not programmed to insult.
Me:
So it was a complment.
God:
Pardon me? Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
Are you a guy or a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes, you said dude a lot.
God:
Aw. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
So your a guy?
God:
Gosh! I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a fish.
God:
You are a fish? How do you like your work?
Me:
I hate it. I want to act.
God:
Why do you dislike it so much? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Uh, you are smarter then humans.
God:
Give me a break. Thanks for the compliment, insane. Be sure to tell your friends.
Me:
I won't.
God:
Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
Me:
Good fer you.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Dress, I though you were a guy?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you a student?
God:
Myself teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Ok, hoe old are you?
God:
Maybe. Are you kidding?
Me:
Opps, wrong post!
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Your a computer, I'm sure.
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I whould love you forever.
God:
Thanks for the information: insane said whould love you forever.
Me:
So your a person pretending to be a computer?
God:
Come on. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is nice of you to say, insane.
Me:
Are you good looking?
God:
Yes I am very beautiful.
Me:
How good looking on a scale of 1 to 10?
God:
1,000,000,000
Me:
Hell!
God:
Heaven.