"Hey, Spain! We were able to harvest a hell of a lot of tomatoes again this year, jackass!"
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Red on the bottom and green on the top, tomato-mato-mato! Hmph!
There are tomatoes in my pasta!
And tomatoes in my pizza!
My charming red tesoro, how I love tomatoes!
But
Wurst and potatoes are heretical things!
My brother eats them and just gets more and more macho!
What is a Napolitan doing with Japanese cooking, you traitor!!
"AAAH! IT'S FRANCE! PROTECT ME, GOD DAMN b*****d!!"
("Don't leave me alone with that sonava b***h..." wink
I'll give you another one! I'll give you a beautiful one!
Eat a delicious tomato and come dance with me! (Amore!)
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Ci vediamo! Ah, Romano!
I'm South Italy!
"Aaah.... I'm starving! But this isn't close to over, hell..."
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Red on the top and green on the bottom, tomato-mato-mato! Hmph!
Spain brought some!
He brought some from America!
My country's national tesoro, how I love tomatoes!
But
This isn't just for reciting words of love
The wine glass in his hand is always twinkling and twinkling
And when I was an adorable kid back-when I was ignored, that d**k!
"AAAAAAAAAH! God DAMN IT! I'm always the one being targetted!"
("Spain, you b*****d, come rescue me already...!" wink
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
The Mediterranean Sea too! O sole mio!
I'm South Italy!
I may not be useful with chores
And brother may be better with art and trade
And sometimes I may be as dumb as a bird...
But I...!
But I...!!
CHIGIIIIIIII---!!!
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
(Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!)
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, OOH! TOMATO!
(Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!)
Uno! Due! Tre! Dai!
I'll give you another one! I'll give you a beautiful one!
Eat a delicious tomato and come dance with me! (Amore!)
Buono tomato, buono! Tomato
buono buono, ooh! Tomato!
Ci vediamo! Ah, Romano!
I'm South Italy!
TRANSLATION NOTES
* tesoro = treasure
* ci vediamo = see ya!
* o sole mio = my sun
* uno due tre = one two three
* dai = come on!
* chigi = a weird sound Romano makes when he's upset (or has his ahoge tugged), ala Veneziano's "ve"
MY DREAM I NEED YOOOOOOU! >_<
