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This is a random story of the mostly michael and bit of andy invention of funny/stupid random stuff or elves maybe even porcupine its pretty intense, we dare you to read it.

One magical hipoful Day little green was off to the magical of candy cane forst as this elf went in the forst he could hear licking and sucking of some short, he thought what was that noise so he pulled out his pot of flowers his pot had a strange headish lookings figure,

then the next couple mins he sat there thinking, the noise had stopped so he kept walking farther in then the licking and sucking sound came back it was almost frightful, so he pulled his pot of flowers out again

so he waited more time out hmmm he woundered wtf is that noise he was starting to get parniod it was kinda strange it was like lucky was getting his revenge for his pot of gold, but was he really that is the question i think he was :O

So he started thinking why am i even in this forst maybe someone is gonna rape me he thought, so he pull out his mighty wand out of his pants it was kinda bigish he almost dropped it on his toe,

so he kept walking with his big stickish wand in his hand he, stopped at a rock and decided to take a nap so he pulled out his blow up doll so he could get a good sleep,

few hours later he felt a jab in his side who knew it was a porcupine of course the porcupine was woundering what the blow up doll was he wanted one for himself so he stabbed him in the side to wake him up to ask him where he could get one unforantly he popped the doll everyone knew she was kinda flat chested at the start but not that flat,

so little green pulled out his mighty wand that was hard in his fist, so the porcupine pulls out a candy cane that he had been licking and sucking, surprised shocking it was him making those noise little green said so green and him got ready for the battle to the fight to death then. so they fought with the mighty wand and the sharply licked candy cane, ill kill you little green said with the mighty anger in his voice he was mad about his doll

bam.. he truned his mighty pot of flowers the one that had the head face into a monster to kill the porcupine the flower headed put crunched the candy cane into bits and then ate the porcupine bamn he was did almost like bamn the dirt is gone but there was blood all over,

the battle was over then bamn lucky finely had his change to take his danger into little greens back and little green dropped dead lucky got his pot of gold back so he could go place it under all the dead babys at the head of the rainbow

The End (note this is not to be taken sickly or wrongly) Created by:Michael & Andy