Awhile back a friend and I went to IKEA and this is our adventure...
Firstly we walked around to each little house sets and pretended we lived there this included: lying in the beds, hiding in the showers, having conversations over pretend whine, Trying on the clothes in the closets(although they were all screwed to the hangers so we wore them with hangers sticking out of our backs... rather uncomphortable) questioning the identities of the people in the pictures on our mantles, and trying to figure out why all the books in one case were swedish when none of the residenst of our make beleive home could read swedish. but that behavior came to an end when we hit the kids section and the bunk beds, thats where we claimed forts. but when we got in a territory war over the bunk beds we had to use the items available as weapons against eachother, and it happens that the only things that were available were little rat plushies. So we fight for our lives on top of a bunk bed that was probably only made to support a fifty pound tottler, is now a battle field of two fifteen year old girls. people stop to stare turning our war into a spectator sport. So then we ake the war to the childrens stuffed animal section...all the ammo we could need!! Thats where we equipped ourselves; I found kitty ears and my friend wore a chicken hat both of which found in the kids section. now that we had our uniforms we grabbed the closes stuffed animals in our reach and started pelting eachother with no mercy. It was truly a horrific sight stuffed animals every where they looked as if they were fallen soldiers in no mans land but I ended it when I brutally attacked my oponent with a three foot long aligator plushie, with that the war was won (or at least I count it as a win XD) but the place was a mess . but seriously we trashed it...stuffed animals everywhere looked like a bomb hit the toy section of ikea... (I know what your thinking: how have we not been kicked out by now... we're magic.XD) anyway we went on still in my kitty ears and my friend still in her chicken hat. well from there we made our way to the desplay closets and this is where it gets funny....we hid in the closet for like an hour staying well in there untill after closing time and we were sure the lights had gone out, but if you think we weren't discovered you are wrong! What we were planning if anyone found us was to say "yay! you found us! now its your turn.." then run like hell. but the first time we were caught went as fallows----we are sitting in the closet and its about ten minutes to closing time and some one open the door and before we have time to say anything he says qoute for quote "oh s**t!" and closes the door we still being in our kitty ears and chicken hat must have been a sight! but any way I look out to see him practcally running away saying "uhhh sorry for cussing in front of you kids." so thats great right? well its only the first time we were caught, the seconds even better... it was about five minutes later from the first time we were spotted, once again the doors open and it was the same guy~!!!! again: "oh s**t!" and closes the door AGAIN, at this point me and my friend are luaghing our asses off, and AGAIN I look out to see him rushing away with the final words of "you guys are patient!" so we talked and switched hats and even talked about switching to the closet across from us so if he came a third time and we weren't there, he'd let his guard down and look in the closett acros and BAM! we'd be there XD the switching hats was just to screw with his head though(if we did see him a third time we were gonna ask for his name and introduce ourselves claiming its fate >w< wink . but that was the last we saw of him T.T...So when Ikea closed we were still in the closet. when we saw the lights finally go out we felt it safe to leave.(it was hot as hell in there! or we would've spent the whole night in that closet XD) we wanted to spend the whole night in IKEA but even though the lights were out there were employees roaming around and we first were able to avoid them to try and make it back to the closet but alas...we were caught and ushered out the door where and more than enraged mother was waiting for us... It was a day I'll never forget. so sad it had to end and couldn't make it till morning, well theres always next time. infact I'm going to ikea this weekend with more friends so maybe next time I write it may be a success. cross your fingers...
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