ever since the traumatic experience that i put my roommate through, she has been nothing but nasty and bitchy. she keeps threatening to switch dorms and i kept telling her. "the dorms are full you can't move unless some one else wants to switch" and i went back to reading Endymion. then it struck me, and i immediately called my girl up and unraveled my evil plot(I'll call her "Sasha" from here on out).
i had Sasha tell her roommate that she was lesbian (i suggested coming over and making love in front of her but Sasha thought that would be too cruel) the result of this twisted dastardly plot was that Sasha's roommate refused to sleep in the same dorm. my roommate was more than happy to take her room and now me and Sasha are living together. ![User Image](https://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q464/nomende/1186525357252.png)
beautiful isn't it, when things go perfectly according to plan? of course there is a slight problem that my bed is now completely for show... but who cares?
chatai · Thu Mar 05, 2009 @ 09:47pm · 0 Comments |