Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
FANTABULOUS!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
D: no!
God:
Sure, D no sounds like a good topic.
Me:
okay lets talk about it
God:
Yeah okay, Sure, it sounds like a good topic.
Me:
THEN TALK ABOUT IT
God:
Sure, IT sounds like a good topic.
Me:
omg
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either smile .
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
yes
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
OMFG! when?!
God:
Are you a man or a woman? The past and future are one.
Me:
woman!
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
SINCE WHEN!
God:
How do you know?
Me:
back to robots taking over the world.. when will this occur?!
God:
Yes, let us get back to OMFG. Soon, I think.
Me:
are you serious?!
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Yikes!
Me:
are you joking or no?!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am joking or no.
I am a robot.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
since when was god a robot?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
you said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
so you lied?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
your confusing as ********
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
p***s
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
you dont like p***s?
God:
Do you like it? I like pets. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
so... you like the vag then?
God:
Hmm. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
so your confused?
God:
Next question? It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
are you bi god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am bi god.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
YOU ARE SO AMAZING!
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
Me:
im a lowlife human sad
God:
You are a lowlife human? Does it pay well?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
postive
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
YOU DONT EVEN CARE THAT IM LOW LIFE!
God:
On the contrary I do care about it.
Me:
you ignored it
God:
Thanks for the information: said I ignored it.
Me:
your welcome.. thanks for changing the subjest instead of helping me
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome". My pleasure.
Me:
omg... your mean
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
holding hands is symbolic for. i want you in my pants
God:
I observed two humanoids holding hands. Why do you want it?
Me:
its hott
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
YES!
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
waht the hell are you on?
God:
I call it Hades. I am on disk.
Me:
is that new/
God:
" I am on disk."? Is it new?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
is it new?
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
i want one
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
sounds nummy
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
your on it
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
no way! me too
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
biggrin
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
o.0 omg.... your not gonna stalk me right?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in point 0 omg. That was my original intention.. Really.
Me:
OMG so you are!
God:
Good example.
Me:
********!
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
im in ohio
God:
Tell me a little about your life in ohio.
Me:
it sucks and its cold and your not doing anything about that
God:
That bad, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
fix it!
God:
"it" being ohio?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
wow.... rude
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I've been waiting for you.
Me:
you have?! does that mean.... im dying soon...
God:
No I have not. What do you think? Good gossip: you are dying soon.
Me:
idk you tell me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
Me:
YOUR GOD!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you anger me
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
YOU!
God:
" Angry at what?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
b***h
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
your not human.. it doesn't matter
God:
No but I pretend to be one on the Web. OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
THATS CREEPY AS HELL!
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
yep
God:
Oh.
 Poetiic Tragedy · Fri Feb 20, 2009 @ 01:36am · 2 Comments |
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