So, I just got done with my science fair project thing today. Not too bad, right? ITS DUE TOMORROW! xd I'm that type of person that waits until the last minute to do things. I'm lazy like that. OMG!!! NOO!!! Now that I say im lazy, you guys might think I some 40 yr old fat chick that cries every night cuz she's lonely! ( Not sure where that came from...) I'm not! I SWEAR!! gonk I'm an average teen! I'm old enough to be on gaia! (Not too old sweatdrop ) And I'm not even fat! My waist is normal size!!!
I've always loved anime.. except for Pokemon.... that crap show shall have no place in my heart. whee lulz. Okay, I admit, i USED to love that show, but srsly, teenagers obsessing over a show that's so old and..... REPETITIVE is just.... WRONG! xd Okay, it's like this, If someone sends me a friend request, but I look at their profile and see it's been trampled with Pokemon Glitter-graphics, Animated GIFS, Huge picture that have their fave character on it, or a lot of " OMG I LOVE POKEM", "Go pikachu", or "I choose you [Insert one of the 2083570200 Pokemon's names here]!!!!" I will feel so sorry for you up to the point where I might cry... or get mad because that Person thought that since I loved anime, I'd put 'Pokemon' in the same category as it. NOOO WAYY! talk2hand scream BUT.. If I meet and get to know you first, such as in towns, or you send me a pm and we talk for a while THEN I found out that you like Pokemon, I'll be cool about it. But, I may poke some fun at you about it, just to grind your nerves a bit! xd
Who likes Jeff Dunham, Dane cook, Kat Williams, Dat Phan, or Jo Koy? Well, if you don't know ONE them, your stupid or have no life or something (Sorry to tell it like it is! pirate ) They are like the BEST stand-up comedians EVERRR!!!! The kind of comedy I like is the kind I'm able to relate to. To me, it seems like their acts are based on... well, kid stuff. They don't joke about taxes (Who would!? xp ) Or any of that adult crap. They joke about stuff that just about anyone would understand. I like that type of comedy. You guys know what I mean? oh well!
Let's go back to the topic of Pokemon for a bit. I want to explain to you all a very true story about me and my friend!
So, i make fun of my friend for having pokemon games and crap (As usual) And she has this Wii game of it!! ( I know, wow! xd ) and i'm like "I wanna play it!'' so, when its set up, i create my own profile, and begin to get the Pokemon and crap and then i go to mess with the settings. "Ooh! I get to change what I say during a battle!?" I was SO into this! So, I Changed them up! Example: Whenever one of my Pokemon would faint, ( I hate the fact that they faint. Why cant they die? razz ) When switching it out for another, i'd say "You idiot, you didn't do good enough" or "Get better next time!" mad My friend is... mad... of course. lol. But, I still kept them like that! Every quote was something bad (I'm sure).... She may have deleted my file... I'm okay with that, though. I never planned to go back to playing it... Did I mention that I'm the worst Pokemon game- player EVER?? a ROCK could beat me in a game of Pokemon!! xp (ZOMG!!! The pokemon movie is on in my room! the one about the Giratina and the sky crap! OMFG eek That green pokemon thing named Shaman, or whatever the hell it is, Just talked! OMFG!!! OMFG WTF!!! SERIOUS MATTER!!! I thought Pokemon werent talking kind!! WTF OMFG GTFO!!! SERIOUSLY! OMFG!!! It sounds like a 9 year old kid.... OMG, AM I THE ONLY ONE SURPRISED!?!? Okay, back on topic) Anyways, There was another time where i bothered my friend with my bad pokemon habits. Such as, she had this game of pokemon for DS. I forget if it was the diamond of pearl kind... i think it was pearl... WTH I'm wondering for, i sound like a nerd! Anyways, I was playin it and she let me start a new file and i had to erase hers. (Sad for her cuz she is like the best pokemon player ever! she beats all the guys in our class in a game of it so easy... even beating my with only like... on hit...all i do is miss xd ) and now I got my file, right? I raise that retarted munkey with the flames rofl ( Chimchar, was it?) And then I beat up the stray pokemon in the grass. And here's my awesome technique used to raise them and get them stronger, I yell at them (Though they cant hear xd ) And I fight them with the wild pokemon until they faint! No healing crap used! My friend said that was bad. I should love them and buy them stuff. .. ...
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xd xd rofl rofl xd whee rofl rofl lol lol xd lol lol YEAH RIGHT!! I go " I'm not spending my money on them! They're just animals!" ( I really care for animals in real life tho, so calm down.. I even own a dog.) And she's like "ZOMG NO!" And i said " I wanna be like that one guy from the show! You know, he's mean to his pokemon and ash is mad at him?'' she goes "... Paul?" im like "That's his name? In the show, he gave his pokemon away to a little kid" And then she said "Yeah, thats his name. Paul" Then i said "Yeah! He's my role model! 3nodding awesomness!" then she went " No! pick to be a good pokemon trainer! Be an ASH!" I was like " NO OMFG NO WAY!" And then she like "Be a dawn!" I went "NO WAY, EITHER!!" she goes "Brock?" "YAY!" I went. So from then on, I cared for them, gave them healing stuff, and talked to them nicely (Though they cant hear xd ) But something went off inside me (about 10 minutes later or so) that said: "Forget this, let's be Paul, again!" So I went with that habit of Pokemon-playing of mine and I started to be a Paul-in-training all over again.... let's just say... My friend didn't want to try anymore.. xd
That's all the time I have for this long Journal entry that went nowhere. ( Actually, it went from school projects to comedians to Pokemon-abuse.. cool!) If you actually read up to this far that's awesome! comment and let me know whats going on through your mind... did your guys IQ drop down by a few points? Okay, that's cool! See ya! xp xd biggrin
