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These r some jokes i'heard over my life i can remeber right now. blaugh
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The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off
the tree.


Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Got your answer?
If your answer is:

Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're a moron.
Giraffe = you're a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you're just hopelessly stupid.


A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. xd

Chuck Norus can belive its not butter lol

If at first you don't succed, ur not chuck norus blaugh

The grass is always greener on the other side, exept if chuck norus was there, then its all covered with blood. rofl

My brothers head should be replaced,
it's lighter than a feather,
he's trying to use tomato paste
to paste tomatoes together. twisted

If at first u don't succeed, then try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it. 3nodding

Liz wuz here. I'll be over there in 5. arrow

Yo clown! cool

U with the cheeseburger!My mom has a face!(or the other way around) mrgreen

Yo-momma is so ulgy Naruto dosen't even belive it! razz

*A guy faints*
*another guy grabs his neck and punches his face*Wake up! neutral

Life is tough. It's even tougher when ur stupid. xd

Thou shalt smile and have a nice day. It annoys those who have other plans for thee!!! smile

Someone like u is way too special for just a christmas card...so u can keep the envelope too! rofl

These r so STROB! Hope u all like. biggrin