There is just something rewarding about seeing the freaked out look on random stranger's faces when you walk up to them with a bloody kitchen knife,smile and hug them. mrgreen
I was staring at a bird the other day and suddenly it caught fire!Conclusion:I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE BIRDS SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!!!!
I give onto thee the power to make turtles fly!Now go forth to wreak sugar-powered havock,my chaos minions!!!Pepermint!!
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PURPLE TOMATO OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!
That will be all.And remember:Wacking people upside the head with a fish is okay so long as you put the fish back in the water afterwards.Ninja out! ninja
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Lilithmae's Twilight Zone
Delve into my mind,where many my thought there dwell.
Stay a little while,I welcome you to Hell.
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