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Treat your friends like slaves. Never say, "Please," or "Thank you," either.
Refuse to loan your friends money. Or, loan them money, and then hound them until they pay you back--with interest.
Step3Refuse to listen to your friends. When they are speaking about something particularly important, stick your fingers in your ears and say, "La la la la."
Never forgive and forget. At every opportunity, remind your friends of the smallest slights.
Return phone calls or emails irregularly or not at all. Your friends will soon realize that you just don't care about them.
Refuse to accept your friends' opinions on anything. Hammer away at them with your point of view until the fall silent on the subject or reluctantly agree with you.
Talk about your friends behind their backs and spread lies about them.