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18 or lower means you’re not stupid.



[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.


[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.


[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.


[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.


[x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


total=5

[x] You have ran into a tree.


[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.


[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.


[x] You just tried to sing them.


[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.


[x] You have choked on your own spit.


[x]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.


[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.


[x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.


[x]People have called you slow.


total so far=16

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.


[x] You have caught yourself drooling.


[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.


[x] You just laughed.


total so far=22

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]You are often told to use your “inside voice”.


[x]You use your fingers to do simple math.


total so far=27

[x]You have eaten a bug.


[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far=31

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.


[x] You break a lot of things.


[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

total so far=37